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What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.
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colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.
A man gets tense, you know, but, man, I hope I never get THAT tense!

edited to add: Why do I always think of Howdy Doody every time I see a pic of Chelsea?
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Lefty wrote:
colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.
A man gets tense, you know, but, man, I hope I never get THAT tense!

edited to add: Why do I always think of Howdy Doody every time I see a pic of Chelsea?
Let's be honest. I have hit some shit I ain't too proud of BUT DAMN that's one homely "Biatch!!" :mrgreen: :|
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She's a lightswitch beauty queen. I bet she has daddy issues.
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Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote: He actually left after serving several roles including LEO, Forester and another environmental role here in NY State. He spent a lot of time up in the Finger Lakes which I believe is our only National Forest. But the back and forth traveling was too much. He did however parlay that experience into a nice career. Like I said, guys like yourself, my brother and the others around here who give back in that way are what makes this country great.
Many thanks for the kind words C-MAC, though I wish I was doing more...the wheels are always turning, you know?

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IEDmagnet wrote:Now he's gonna have a HUGE head for a day. Great....
Who squeezed your udder?

Back to my corner then. Damn... (Insert random whine)....damn. :lol:
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xray wrote:Chelsea who?
How about a reminder
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Silverback wrote:
xray wrote:Chelsea who?
Lefty wrote: edited to add: Why do I always think of Howdy Doody every time I see a pic of Chelsea?
How about a reminder
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You are right Brother Lefty, but you have to remember the tender age of most of the members. While us old fuckers know who Howdy Doody is, all the rest of these guys are burning up google to see what you're talking about!
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Silverback wrote:
xray wrote:Chelsea who?
How about a reminder
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She will probably look good naked from the neck down.....

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Silverback wrote:
xray wrote:Chelsea who?
How about a reminder
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Thanks Dan...I just yacked on my keyboard.....do you have any idea how bad pork roast tastes on the way back up?

NO YOU DONT!!!


LOL that pic is just precious!!!!
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Flesh Thorn wrote:She will probably look good naked from the neck down.....

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Lightswitch.

Let's face it. At least half (likely a LOT more) of the guys on this board have brought down much scarier beasts in the hunting grounds that are Columbus, GA.

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RangerX wrote:Yvonne Strahovski
Now back to things more worthy of our.....focus.
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colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.
He's as queer as a three dollar bill! He'll "do his duty or dooty" just to keep the cash flow for his fag frolics on the DL.
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