While walking past a room, the rich lady looked in and saw a man sitting bed furiously masturbating. The lady screamed " OH MY GOD ! That's disgraceful ! Why is that man doing that !!?? "
The doctor quickly replied, " Ma'am, I'm very sorry you had to see that, but that man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill up with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture. "
The lady hesitated, then stated, " Well, in that case, I guess it is o.k. "
As they passed the very next room, the lady saw a male patient laying on his bed with an attractive nurse performing oral sex on him. Again the lady yelled, " OH MY GOD ! Now tell me how THAT can be justified ? "
The doctor smiled and said, " That man has the same medical problem.......just a better health plan. "
