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you'll laugh/ I'll regret it

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With the new introduction forum rules... well... a few of the other DEPs have been saying it amongst ourselves, but I'll risk the privledge of feeling in my biceps to let you Rangers in on the joke:























































































We introduced ourselves back when it was hard!!! :D
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OK... I laughed.

But on principle... you better knock out some! Get busy
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:D

Recover!

About face!

DROP!

However many pushups you did for McD, do triple the number of flutterkicks. Remember to maintain perfect form.
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I get the feeling this is going to be one of those "HOOAAHH Sergeant!" Rangers :D You have to admit, the "potential for smartass" is strong in this one. Rollover and knock out some flutter kicks while your down there Hero!
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HA ! Now that was a good one, Wildman.

Now when you are done with everyone's P.T. advice, ya can knock out 25 for me, AND knock out another 25 because I know ya wanna go to 2nd Batt. some day.
8)

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I'm laughing


Colt1, I think you hit the nail on the head. "HOOOOOOOAH SER-GEANT! (Did I get that right Hakwee?) :lol:


NSD, Finger flutters, GO
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colt1rgr wrote:You have to admit, the "potential for smartass" is strong in this one.
He has a bit of moxy to him. :wink: :D
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when you're done with the finger flutters, eye flutters, GO!
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Rangers,

All tasks completed, except for eye and finger flutters (dont know how. search yeilded no results). that was a good workout though- I almost broke a sweat 8). Thanks for the kind words. ya'll, if anything, might be talking me up a bit.

Ranger Lunch, awesome quote. Are those your own words or are they from a different source? They sound familiar.

Ranger Ingraham, my phones are down again, and wont be able to do the usual confirmation call before getting together for PT. I'll be at the JC track at 4:00.
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do you know what flutter kicks are? flutter your fingers vigorously. when complete, smoke your eyelids.
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Good initiative, bad judgement. You don't know what hard is. Do 50 pushups and then duck walk for 100 yards.
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OK, now let me introduce a new term to your vocabulary. It is used when students cheer wildly while getting smoked without a reason. The term is FEBA - False Enthusiasm Bad Attitude.
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Ranger Bill wrote:Good initiative, bad judgement. You don't know what hard is. Do 50 pushups and then duck walk for 100 yards.
Ranger Bill, 50 pushups & duck walk complete
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