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Steadfast wrote:How come a cartoon character never takes a piss or a shit on reality TV?

You only see a bear takes a roll of charmin & head for the woods with a newspaper (he/she) can't read tucked under their arm.
Bears don't really use toilet paper, they use rabbits and you can't show fuzzy little bunnies cleaning bear ass crack on network tv....yet.
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Steadfast wrote:How come a cartoon character never takes a piss or a shit on reality TV?

I didn't know that's how you rolled Steadfast! May I suggest YouTube to curb those cravings.... :D :D
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How did '60s musicians have top-40 singles? Wouldn't the B-side have tied for first with the song on the flip side?
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K.Ingraham wrote:How did '60s musicians have top-40 singles? Wouldn't the B-side have tied for first with the song on the flip side?
Yes it would tie in sales but not on the radio play lists and requests. So many of the B side were just filler. Occasionally B sides were hits too.
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16 years after leaving the service and I'm still doing police call as that's one task I'm not allowed to delegate to the H6.
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START YOUR DAY:

Laying in bed......sound asleep.......dreaming of Sandra Bullock.........

Then suddenly having a excited 25 pound daughter leaping off the top rope and pile-driving her knee into your stomach while yelling " GOOD MORNING " to start your day off !

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RANGER513 wrote: Then suddenly having a excited 25 pound daughter leaping off the top rope and pile-driving her knee into your stomach while yelling " GOOD MORNING " to start your day off !
At least she didn't toss in an arty simulator beforehand.
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It's going to be a nice day for a motorcycle ride along the CA coast.
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How come Chinese restaraunts never serve breakfast?
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fusion94 wrote:It's going to be a nice day for a motorcycle ride along the CA coast.
Nice day for one on the East coast, too. Rode out to the range yesterday... will meander about today. :D :D
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RANGER513 wrote:START YOUR DAY:

Laying in bed......sound asleep.......dreaming of Sandra Bullock.........

Then suddenly having a excited 25 pound daughter leaping off the top rope and pile-driving her knee into your stomach while yelling " GOOD MORNING " to start your day off !

:shock:
Ok, Ranger Ranger513... I am trying to picture this. Exactly what top rope is she jumping off of? I can tell ya, there are no tarzan ropes over my bed. Then again... I suppose I could be missing out on something interesting. Details?
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