One for Ranger Lefty

[Jim]

Reverend Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground, that said:

DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT'S TOO LATE!

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave me alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash...

Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, Bridge Out?"

[Slowpoke]

A salesman is visiting the hinterlands of Minnesota spending a few days selling his product. In the hotel bar that night, he meets a Classic Scandinavian woman, a tall, thin, gorgeous blonde. He strikes up a conversation with her and, as luck would have it, ends up some time later with her in his room. One thing leads to another and they wind up doing the deed. After driving on to the objective he asks her, "you finish?", to which she replies, "no". So, once again he soldiers on to the objective and again asks her, "You finish?" and again she replies, "no". Tired and out of breath our hero marshals all his strength and drives on to the objective one more time. Panting and clearly done in, he rolls to his side and wheezes, "You finish?" to which the young lady replies, "No.....I'm Norvegian, vy do yew keep asking?"