Random thought of the moment.

[Jenny Lynn]

Packing up a whole house Sucks with a capitol "S", when your Ranger is in cycle and is working around the clock.

Packing does suck the big hairy huevos. Hope your move goes smoothly, Warriorwife! :D

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Warriorwife,
If I could point you towards Ranger Ron's Christmas Cookies recipe I think it will help while packing

http://forum.armyranger.com/viewtopic.p ... vo#p630627
Good luck, Jenny

[Jim]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 12-year old daughter asked me in the car the other day "Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lights than Kay.

[Flesh Thorn]

Why does everything always seem to tear up at the same time ?

[Slowpoke]

I'm waiting for the gal on the Brinks Home Security commercial to ask the Operator to send out someone to remove her ex-husbands body from her entry hall and someone to clean up all the blood.

[DrD]

I'm waiting for the gal on the Brinks Home Security commercial to ask the Operator to send out someone to remove her ex-husbands body from her entry hall and someone to clean up all the blood.

When I watch those commercials, I always wonder why not one person gets a weapon and checks the damn house themselves.

[RangerX]

I'm waiting for the gal on the Brinks Home Security commercial to ask the Operator to send out someone to remove her ex-husbands body from her entry hall and someone to clean up all the blood.

When I watch those commercials, I always wonder why not one person gets a weapon and checks the damn house themselves.

I'm still trying to figure out what all those white people have against each other. Stop white-on-white violence now!

[DrD]

I'm still trying to figure out what all those white people have against each other. Stop white-on-white violence now!

That was so random.

[Jenny Lynn]

Blue skies, crystal clear mountain stream, fresh pine scent, food cooking on a bon fire, no deadlines, endless amounts of cash,

oh I must be dreamin again :?

[Baseplate]

I have a reoccuring desire to see some titties

[scar]

I have a reoccuring desire to see some titties

Check inside your shirt

[RANGER513]

Something To Ponder:

Why is it whenever your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy and say " Congradualtions " but they never rub your dick and say " Good Job " !!!???????

[cams]

"The economy is so bad that...."

I got a "Pre-declined" credit card offer in the mail.

Ceo's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you call them and ask if they meant you or them?

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressman.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called the Suicide Lifeline, I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Jim]

"The economy is so bad that...."
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called the Suicide Lifeline, I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Or fly an aircraft.