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Re: Random thought of the moment.

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If "ifs" were fifths, we'd all be drunk.
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Mmmmm. Pudding.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerX wrote:Mmmmm. Pudding.
Ranger X, is that what's for lunch?!

Mine : Mmmmm. Raw, unsalted nuts. 8)
It's not just for mealtime.....
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TMI
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HE BETTER NOT
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Sounds like the techie across the hall is clipping his toenails for lunch. :roll:
Hey, footcare and maintenance are important. At lest he is doing it during lunch and not work hours! :lol: :lol:
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Sounds like the techie across the hall is clipping his toenails for lunch. :roll:
Better hope it's just toenails.
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
rgrwest wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Sounds like the techie across the hall is clipping his toenails for lunch. :roll:
Hey, footcare and maintenance are important. At lest he is doing it during lunch and not work hours! :lol: :lol:
Ranger Rgrwest,

Yeabut it's MY lunch time, too. The "icky factor" makes it a little hard to swaller those nuts without choking. :D

REFRAIN...I will refrain from commenting...........so hard to do, but I must........... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i had a zing for the last one but showed restraint
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RRDTm3 wrote:i had a zing for the last one but showed restraint

I had thirty one liners at the tip of my finger.....but alas I refrained also.
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HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
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USASMA, 04 - Student
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerX wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Sounds like the techie across the hall is clipping his toenails for lunch. :roll:
Better hope it's just toenails.
Ranger X, I'm almost afraid to ask what else it COULD be???
Nose hairs..... I'll leave it at that.....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

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Ahhh, how can you not comment on that one! It just SCREAMS smart-ass reply!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Ranger Rgrwest,

Yeabut it's MY lunch time, too. The "icky factor" makes it a little hard to swaller those nuts without choking. :D[/color]

at least you swallow
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

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We have delved into another demension of time and sound..............
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C Co, 1-504 PIR, 84-89
B Co, 5th RTB, 89-92
A, 1-501 (ABN), 93-95
C, 2-11 INF (IOBC), 95-98
HHC, 1-509 PIR, 98-02
USASMA, 02- Instructor
OIF I - Feb 03-Jul 03 (Attached OPS SGM)
USASMA, 04 - Student
HHC, 1-30 INF, 3-3 ID, 04-06 (OPS SGM)
OPSGRP, JRTC, 06-07 (TF SGM)
G3, SETAF (Vicenza, Italy) 07-09 (G3 SGM)
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