I just got a call from the Pastor of Disaster. He says it's so dry in San Antonio Texas............
that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling
the Methodists are using wet-wipes
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry
It's so dry in Texas:
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It's so dry in Texas:
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
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Re: It's so dry in Texas:
Outstanding! I get to lead my family through humanity's next mass die-off. -Me
Commissioned, Lamar University - 19 December 1992
Ranger School Class 10-93
S4 RSE PL, 2/75 93-94
Commissioned, Lamar University - 19 December 1992
Ranger School Class 10-93
S4 RSE PL, 2/75 93-94