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Moving has to be one of the leading causes for divorce
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Baseplate wrote:Moving has to be one of the leading causes for divorce
..and domestic violence and homocide.
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I swear.....the next time I walk into a public eating establishment and some clown slaps his buddy on the back and says " Hey, look Joe ! They're here to get ya " and laugh loudly, thinking he is soooo original I'm gonna Tazer the tool ! :evil:

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* Disclaimer for sensative liberals: I won't REALLY Tazer him....I just want to. :roll:
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This is about as PC as today's gonna get.


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Saw a sloppy gothic individual of indeterminate sex lounging outside the grocery store having a ciggy. Knowing that other kids the same age are involved in firefights as we speak makes me want to beat the crap out of losers like that.
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psouper wrote:Saw a sloppy gothic individual of indeterminate sex lounging outside the grocery store having a ciggy. Knowing that other kids the same age are involved in firefights as we speak makes me want to beat the crap out of losers like that.

Spoken like a true Ranger Mom ! :twisted:

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BS502 wrote:Trying to be tactful when I'm pissed off apparently doesn't work out real well.
There is more than one way to grab em by the ankles and swing em into a fire hydrant.
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VVA is an awesome organization!

Hopefully, someday, they will allow family members of Vietnam Veterans who have served in the military join.... one can only hope!
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Take the "de" out of Federal Government, and you have it just about right.
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It was pretty neat, to be out on the tractor farming the ex inlaws back property until 10PM tonight, haven't felt such a sense of accomplishment in years; must be getting old and tired of working in front of a computer, watching the office politicians take a bite out of each other one minute and the next minute play nicey nicey to each other's face, what happened to the days when speaking with your fists was acceptable?
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Jenny Lynn wrote:what happened to the days when speaking with your fists was acceptable?
Wait. It is not ok anymore??!! Dammit. Nobody sent me that memo! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just kidding (of course).

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wish I could tear open my knee and grab that cartilage I know is in there moving around locking my knee up from time to time, argh :!:
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