Firecracker in the ass!

[BruteForce]

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean, don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if my sons ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!





Never. . .
Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.


I REPEAT. . .
Never... Ever... Ever...
Put a lit FIRECRACKER
in your ass! ! !

[Rock Island Ranger]

Dont tell people not to do that! Its Darwinism. Let it go....thats some funny shit right there.

[abnhawk]

Holy shit!

Was that after a hockey game?

[Ardent Lady]

That's' even dumber than the bottle rocket in the butt trick...

[rakkasan_187]

OUCH.

[Rangerguru]

That guy ain't gonna shit right for a long, long time.....

Thats what Bubba told Ford.

BWAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[ANGRYCivilian]

Never. . .
Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.

I'm pretty confident you could expand that to never put anything in your ass.

[CCampbell]

Dude got his ass SMOKED!!

[ANGRYCivilian]

Never. . .
Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.

I'm pretty confident you could expand that to never put anything in your ass.

What about Krystal Steal's tongue?

That's gotta be a pornstar's name. But no, my ass is exit only.