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King of Hearts wrote:On average, seven spiders get in your mouth while you are sleeping in a year. :shock:
I so didn't need to know that.

Please don't tell me about cockroaches!!
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King of Hearts wrote:On average, seven spiders get in your mouth while you are sleeping in a year. :shock:
Not in my fuckin' house they don't! :evil: I don't like spiders...
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King of Hearts wrote:On average, seven spiders get in your mouth while you are sleeping in a year. :shock:

Yea, I spit 4-5 out of my mouth every morning.
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Kettlebells are awesome.

That is all.
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Resisting the urge to just start smackin random people upside the head, 9 out of 10 hits will be a liberal in this State!

Thank God for beer and vodka!
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My kids gave me a StarBucks Gold card for Christmas...
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:94% pure Columbian Heroin is going for 86 to 100K a kilo

Mexican 20 to 25K :lol:

GHB 350 a gallon, dumb kids pay waaaay too much....................
Buy low, sell.....high?
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Aim high, Shoot low! Death to all drug dealers...
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Wow, what they put in them Long Island Ice teas, thank goodness I have 9+ hours until I need to wake up.
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Why is it that team leaders and 2nd LT's think they have invented something new on a team live fire range?
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I'm getting to old for judo, I'm thinking about Tai Chi or Yoga...
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When practicing pyronecrobestiality, who is on fire?
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