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q: What is the difference between Camp Liberty and Yuma, AZ.

a: The Ugandans
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At times when at work I wish I was Helen Keller.
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How come all the stuff you used to be able to get at the 5 & Dime store was nicer than the crap you get at the .99¢ stores now :?

edited to add: For those of you under 25, yes, there really used to be 5 & Dime stores :roll: :lol:
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Why do some of the KBR workers on the FOB smell worse than the LNs off the FOB...........................
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I think Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can easily identify their corporate sponsors.
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Why is the Federal government giving 470MIL dollars to Colombian and Mexican Police (who are mostly fucking crooked drug dealers and murderers) while at the same time taking away 370MIL in funding from American LE Agency's on our side of the border? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Sometimes I just can't wrap my fucking head around the stupidity or what seems to me to be outright betrayal, of Congress. I mean seriously, WTF over? :?
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cams wrote:Why is the Federal government giving 470MIL dollars to Colombian and Mexican Police (who are mostly fucking crooked drug dealers and murderers) while at the same time taking away 370MIL in funding from American LE Agency's on our side of the border? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Sometimes I just can't wrap my fucking head around the stupidity or what seems to me to be outright betrayal, of Congress. I mean seriously, WTF over? :?
I am with you on this Brother. My day to day job is in Law Enforcement Training. I feel the squeeze, I hear it in the ranks, and quite frankly, it disgusts me.
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Jim wrote:I think Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can easily identify their corporate sponsors.
That's a damn fine idea. I can just see the commercials now... :lol:
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42L5V wrote:
Jim wrote:I think Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can easily identify their corporate sponsors.
That's a damn fine idea. I can just see the commercials now... :lol:
Those fuckers would never wear the decals. What ya gunna do> Put a sew on label saying "National Gay Coalition" or "Bought and paid for by The Black Panthers, for a Chocolate America?
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
42L5V wrote:
Jim wrote:I think Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can easily identify their corporate sponsors.
That's a damn fine idea. I can just see the commercials now... :lol:
Those fuckers would never wear the decals. What ya gunna do> Put a sew on label saying "National Gay Coalition" or "Bought and paid for by The Black Panthers, for a Chocolate America?
Actually, I thought that would be helpful.
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GSXRanger wrote:
cams wrote:Why is the Federal government giving 470MIL dollars to Colombian and Mexican Police (who are mostly fucking crooked drug dealers and murderers) while at the same time taking away 370MIL in funding from American LE Agency's on our side of the border? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Sometimes I just can't wrap my fucking head around the stupidity or what seems to me to be outright betrayal, of Congress. I mean seriously, WTF over? :?
I am with you on this Brother. My day to day job is in Law Enforcement Training. I feel the squeeze, I hear it in the ranks, and quite frankly, it disgusts me.
Huh? I'm sorry, what? I couldn't peel my eyes off those tits long enough to read this. :lol: :wink:
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My Gawd Obama can spew some bullshit.

I hope someone takes the transcripts of this debate and wipes his arse with it.

Unbelievable.

Glad I am not watching it, I'm listening to it on public radio.

Damn this Shiraz is gooooood!!!!
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I think summer's over, I can no longer deny it now having to scrap the ice off my car windows in the mornings
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