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Ranger Cams,cams wrote:Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go catch a fly somewhere, then hold him over a globe until I can almost hear him screaming, "I'm way too high!!"
In all due respect, I think we should be able to trace the start of science fiction to one of your ancestors, after I read this comment I thought, wow where does one come up with a concept like this? Jenny
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Re: Who knocked up Smurfette?
Ranger Rgrokelley,rgrokelley wrote:OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?
Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.
I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.
Now I'm wondering if the Smurfs (not Ren & Stimpy, The Family Guy etc)was the first cartoon specifically created to entertain adults not children, I can say you've brought in a different perspective on the Smurfs for one to ponder on.
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Over the past week I've noticed it's been pretty quiet here, there's been no sign of the Rangers from Tampa- Ranger GSXRanger or Ranger Oto-Man?Boudicca wrote:If people from Tulsa are Tulsans, what do they call people from Tampa?
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
Boudicca-- yes that is right...they call us Tampons!!!Jenny Lynn wrote:Over the past week I've noticed it's been pretty quiet here, there's been no sign of the Rangers from Tampa- Ranger GSXRanger or Ranger Oto-Man?Boudicca wrote:If people from Tulsa are Tulsans, what do they call people from Tampa?
Jenny,
I think Darren is at work, and I was in Savannah for 4 days! Met some great 1st Batt. guys...other than their shaved legs, it was a great time.
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Ranger Oto-man, Savannah will never be the same, welcome back.Oto-Man wrote:Boudicca-- yes that is right...they call us Tampons!!!Jenny Lynn wrote:Over the past week I've noticed it's been pretty quiet here, there's been no sign of the Rangers from Tampa- Ranger GSXRanger or Ranger Oto-Man?Boudicca wrote:If people from Tulsa are Tulsans, what do they call people from Tampa?
Jenny,
I think Darren is at work, and I was in Savannah for 4 days! Met some great 1st Batt. guys...other than their shaved legs, it was a great time.
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Sometimes all it takes is something simple.
Go get a beer if you're still up & enjoy it, then take the empty out on the deck & whip it over your neighbor's roof. You'd be surprised how much better you'll feel.
Especially if the consequent sound of breaking glass is far too great to have been produced by your bottle.
Just sayin'
Go get a beer if you're still up & enjoy it, then take the empty out on the deck & whip it over your neighbor's roof. You'd be surprised how much better you'll feel.
Especially if the consequent sound of breaking glass is far too great to have been produced by your bottle.
Just sayin'
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What. You used to giving blow jobs to guys with hair on their legs?Oto-Man wrote:Boudicca-- yes that is right...they call us Tampons!!!Jenny Lynn wrote:Over the past week I've noticed it's been pretty quiet here, there's been no sign of the Rangers from Tampa- Ranger GSXRanger or Ranger Oto-Man?Boudicca wrote:If people from Tulsa are Tulsans, what do they call people from Tampa?
Jenny,
I think Darren is at work, and I was in Savannah for 4 days! Met some great 1st Batt. guys...other than their shaved legs, it was a great time.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.