Random thought of the moment.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 17th, 2008, 4:53 am

BruteForce wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:I'd f Sally Fields so hard; I don't care if she has osteoporosis or not.

She's like twice as old as me...
WTF?!?

What brought that on?

Now, if your message said "Jessica Alba", because "she's twice as young as me", then that would be :D

Sally Fields is like 60+ now, isn't she?

What? She's hot...old...but, still hot. I saw her on an osteoporosis medication commercial; she was doing yoga at the end, wearing lycra. :D

cams · Post by **cams** » September 17th, 2008, 8:45 am

I love Olive Garden salad and breadsticks. That is all.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 17th, 2008, 3:46 pm

cams wrote:I love Olive Garden salad and breadsticks. That is all.

The Pasta Fagoule, or however the hell you spell it, is awesome too.

garyedolan · Post by **garyedolan** » September 17th, 2008, 4:11 pm

The Pasta Fagoule, or however the hell you spell it, is awesome too.

Reminds me of back in '72 while stationed at Benning & my wife decided to make lasagne. So, I went out to find the right cheese, only to be told by a local, "We ain't got no REECOATEE cheese."
Oh, yes, I do like pasta fagioli too!

BruteForce · Post by **BruteForce** » September 17th, 2008, 7:08 pm

Sushi is awesome! Who'd thunk that raw fish would taste great?

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » September 18th, 2008, 4:44 am

I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !

Space-One03 · Post by **Space-One03** » September 18th, 2008, 8:25 am

Holy SHIT that is the most horrible fucking thing, especially when you have like important paperwork around. Everything is totally BONED after that.

The last time that happened to me in front of my wife she almost shit herself laughing at me.....

All she could say was SMOOTH!!!

Space-One03 · Post by **Space-One03** » September 18th, 2008, 9:10 am

ISM training is gay...

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » September 18th, 2008, 9:34 am

RANGER513 wrote:I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !

no shit....

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » September 18th, 2008, 10:46 am

KW Driver wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !
no shit....

Or when you sneeze as you're trying to hurry up and spit in your spit bottle b/c you can feel it coming and you "sneeze-spit" snuff everywhere.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » September 18th, 2008, 10:56 am

Bravo57 wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !
no shit....

Or when you sneeze as you're trying to hurry up and spit in your spit bottle b/c you can feel it coming and you "sneeze-spit" snuff everywhere.

yep...

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » September 18th, 2008, 5:40 pm

This fat little steak has been marinating for three days, and it cooked up like crap.

OK, not like crap, but it was just average. It's a sad day in steakdom.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » September 18th, 2008, 5:52 pm

a real chef can turn shoe-leather into a delicacy...

I'm just saying....