new guy

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » August 14th, 2008, 6:35 pm

UNATAINABLE E5 wrote:
Silverback wrote:
UNATAINABLE E5 wrote: Oh Jason, you are my little gentleman!
No queer stuff in the public area...save it for the leg shaver lounge.
Battalion jealousy is a stinky cologne.

Pole smoking and cologne.......................1/75 guys got it all!

UNATAINABLE E5 · Post by **UNATAINABLE E5** » August 15th, 2008, 4:51 am

gRavepc wrote:
Buns175 wrote:
UNATAINABLE E5 wrote: My in-ability to cure your peri-anal warts does not constitute 'not taking care of the boys'
Yeah, I hate still your mom for that.
Hurry cpl, get em with "at least I can put together a proper sentence!"

The day I need advice from one of my worthless privates, is the day I leave Rgt.

edisapimp · Post by **edisapimp** » August 16th, 2008, 11:34 am

Ranger UnatainableE5,

ROFLing at this thread, thanks - glad you decided to join.

Double ROFL at peri-anal warts - hippa violation++ hahaha!

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 16th, 2008, 12:52 pm

UNATAINABLE E5,

armyranger.com is attempting to go beyond debasing newcomers with our Mentoring program. Do you think you can get your point across using only your professionalism? In the introduction forum for civilians & DEPS's?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 19th, 2008, 7:10 am

Welcome to ArmyRanger.com.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » August 19th, 2008, 7:26 am

Welcome, Ranger.

RLTW
EP

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » August 19th, 2008, 5:27 pm

Tenn-RGR wrote:
gRavepc wrote:
UNATAINABLE E5 wrote: Holy Shit! Yes I pride myself on being able to laugh at the shit I do. Be ready to do a little "remedial PT" monday, bitch.
Roger, cpl.

This just made my cold heart warm a little.

I was thinking the same thing. :D

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » August 19th, 2008, 5:48 pm

UNATAINABLE E5 wrote:
Buns175 wrote:
bustedkidney wrote: Yes it does, and when they find out what a dirt bag you are I am sure 2nd Bn will take you. You'll fit right in

Welcome A/2 1/75. I hope you took good care of my guys.

-DJB A/2/2 1/75
I can verify that he did not.
My in-ability to cure your peri-anal warts does not constitute 'not taking care of the boys'

The standard 1st Batt technique of friction is not a cure.

This thread is quickly becoming a classic.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » August 19th, 2008, 6:34 pm

1/75 sickcall consists mainly of removing ingrown hairs and fixing razor burn. Fucking homo's.

Sleepy Doc · Post by **Sleepy Doc** » August 19th, 2008, 11:09 pm

Nomad wrote:1/75 sickcall consists mainly of removing ingrown hairs and fixing razor burn. Fucking homo's.

I hear Doc Donovan used to tell motherfuckers, "Use more foot powder and hit the Ranger gym. You'll be alright.."