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The Eye, with hot-ass Jesica Alba
I resisted seeing this movie because the plot looked like any of the other billion movies about body parts that have a mind of their own; but, I was wrong. The story is fairly original, and pretty good. The downside of the movie is there's no naked Jesica Alba.
I resisted seeing this movie because the plot looked like any of the other billion movies about body parts that have a mind of their own; but, I was wrong. The story is fairly original, and pretty good. The downside of the movie is there's no naked Jesica Alba.
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Invictus wrote:Big Trouble in Little China...a great flick. Saw that at the theatre when it came out. Kim Catrell would be half way hittable if she would just grow some teats....ANGRYCivilian wrote: Another one of my favorite movies came on tv last night.
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She still looked pretty damn good in Last King of Scotland.ANGRYCivilian wrote: I used to sometimes spank it to Scully, but now... she's way to fat in the trailer; I can't handle any more fat encounters.
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Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.
Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.
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Now for something totally awesome.
Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.
Here's a teaser. NSFW!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png
Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.
****************************************************
Now for something totally awesome.
Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.
Here's a teaser. NSFW!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png
St Barbara's Bastards
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"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
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"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
Was HellBoy 2 that short?ANGRYCivilian wrote:Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.
Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.
****************************************************
Now for something totally awesome.
Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.
Here's a teaser. NSFW!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png
That may not be worth my 8 bucks then. Been wanting to see it, too.
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Sorry, what I meant at the time was I was going to see Hellboy in 1:02.hit_it wrote:Was HellBoy 2 that short?ANGRYCivilian wrote:Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.
Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.
****************************************************
Now for something totally awesome.
Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.
Here's a teaser. NSFW!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png
That may not be worth my 8 bucks then. Been wanting to see it, too.
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
ANGRYCivilian wrote:The Eye, with hot-ass Jesica Alba
I resisted seeing this movie because the plot looked like any of the other billion movies about body parts that have a mind of their own; but, I was wrong. The story is fairly original, and pretty good. The downside of the movie is there's no naked Jesica Alba.
Seems to be the downside to every movie I've seen this year.
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Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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Awake is pretty good Jessica Alba movie with a good plot twist, but no nekkidity either.
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"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
Well, after your glowing review I ran right out and rented it.ANGRYCivilian wrote:Hellboy 2, in 1 hour and 2 minutes.
Hellboy 2 was pretty good. It had the same feel as the first movie, with a lot of insane looking monsters.
****************************************************
Now for something totally awesome.
Strange Wilderness...how the fuck did I miss this in the theater? I swear, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. There is so much ridiculous shit, I've watched it twice now, and have laughed my ass off at stuff I missed the first time.
Here's a teaser. NSFW!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/247 ... 932e_o.png
I haven't been that disappointed since I got shot down by fat chicks at the Hidden Door...