Could you pass the latest citizenship test?

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Ranger Luna wrote:Looks like Im the dumb fuck of the group today.......... :x :x :x :x
Not today. :(
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Ranger Luna wrote:Looks like Im the dumb fuck of the group today.......... :x :x :x :x
But you are the best swimmer!
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Silverback wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:Looks like Im the dumb fuck of the group today.......... :x :x :x :x
But you are the best swimmer!
Freshwater or salt?
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90 % but I did some good guessing on a couple
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Ranger Luna wrote:Looks like Im the dumb fuck of the group today.......... :x :x :x :x
Nope! I got 55%, and now feel like a poor excuse for a United States Citizen. :x
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Damn it... I really need to get reading glasses. I thought it asked WWII not WWI.
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95% - missed the Chief Justice question.

I had to take this when I was in 5th grade to get my citizenship. Studied it for weeks. They only asked me 3 easy questions, and one of them is do you want to be a US citizen.

Was helping a co-worker study for his, and can you believe they have the study book in Spanish too? This is America, and the official language is English. It really irritates me when some immigrants come over here and not adapt or contribute, and expect it to be given to them. I hope there is not a Spanish version of the test. Many of the previous generations of immigrants and myself have busted ass to learn a new language, adapt to the culture, and contribute to American society.
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Could you pass the latest citizenship test?
You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

I guessed on 2 of them.
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90%
Missed
Chief Justice
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Post by Looon »

Wade wrote:
Jim wrote:
Silverback wrote: But you are the best swimmer!
Freshwater or salt?
He means "Across the reever senor."

Fresh...as fresh as the Rio Grande gets... :lol:
For the record: I don't know if it's salt or fresh................. :lol:
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95% I didn't know you voted Senators for 6 years, I thought 4. maybe that was wishful thinking.
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95% Missed the Chief Justice.
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100% 8)
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Re: Could you pass the latest citizenship test?

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Wade wrote: I got all the difficult ones and missed the easy ones... :roll:
Sounds like my single years.
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