Movie Reviews

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » June 25th, 2008, 11:39 pm

Parabellum wrote:Indiana Jones was pretty good.

Sure. I bet it's up there with "13 going on 30"....

Just fucking around, you big bastard!

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » June 26th, 2008, 11:46 am

Get Smart was fun. It was a little predictable but it was more sophisticated than the TV show while still giving a good homage to it.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » June 26th, 2008, 1:03 pm

Nomad wrote:
Parabellum wrote:Indiana Jones was pretty good.
Sure. I bet it's up there with "13 going on 30"....

Just fucking around, you big bastard!

Nomad...I think there are some Iraqi MRE's that need to be guarded.

GET ON THAT SHIT!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » June 27th, 2008, 5:43 pm

Wanted

First, I liked this movie enough that I will buy it when it makes it to DVD. Second, understand that this is fantastical movie with a fantastical theme. With that in mind, the movie was exciting, full of effects that borderline the possible, and seemed fairly original.

I liked how the overall plot, at first, seemed so simple, but grew in complexity and lasted throughout the entire movie without me wondering why the movie hasn't ended yet, or if it will end too soon. Not once did I question the validity of any of the stunts or the abilities of some of the characters; which is important to note, because it really helped with the movie just flowing from beginning to end.

Angelina Jolie is fucking smokin'-hot all throughout the movie. I wanted to rub one out right there, in the theater. You can see her wet, naked, glistening ass, and almost see her snatch. OK, you can't see her snatch; I think I just imagined that. I'm a sucker for bad girls with tattoos...

I've lost my train of thought. I'm going to find some naked pics of Jolie.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » June 27th, 2008, 6:09 pm

Don't know if it's been covered yet... but here's my take.

I rented "No Country for Old Men" and "Goya's Ghost" (Francisco Goya)

Ok, No Country was fucking crazy. The movie itself is worth watching just for Javier Bardem. That motherfucker was ruthless. Tommy Lee Jones was good for a small town sheriff, but very observant for a one horse, two deputy S.O... so, take it as what you will.

The plot keeps you going till the end... which, by the way, I don't get the ending.

Goya's Ghost. It's about the Spanish Inquisition, and Francisco Goya. Natalie Portman is in it, and you get to see some side boobage... she is one fucking HOT anorexic chick. Catholics burn heretics. French invade Spain. Inquisition is over for a time, England comes to kick the French ass that is in Spain, France runs, English and Spanish start back up burning heretics. Portman is locked away for 15 years, getting crazy as hell, and you get to see her naked from the side for a split second.

Pretty dark movie, that follows alot of fact, in a fictional setting. Goya, as you knuckledraggers probably know, is the famous Spanish artist, known for his "realism" and portraits of hot young lassies.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » June 27th, 2008, 7:26 pm

I don't know what the hell this is I'm watching on Chiller, but a hot chick is getting fucked in a log.

Post by **rangertough** » June 30th, 2008, 11:02 am

WALL-E is a great movie. I can't say enough about it.

Tough

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » June 30th, 2008, 3:36 pm

Starship Troopers 3 is coming out.

X-Files(((the movie)number 2)movie) is coming out. I used to sometimes spank it to Scully, but now...

she's way to fat in the trailer; I can't handle any more fat encounters. Maybe David Duchovny will fuck her for old times' sake.

For anyone who's wondering, yes, I will be going to see both of them, just like I do with every other damn movie that comes out. I'm an adict...

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » June 30th, 2008, 6:28 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Starship Troopers 3 is coming out.

X-Files(((the movie)number 2)movie) is coming out. I used to sometimes spank it to Scully, but now... she's way to fat in the trailer; I can't handle any more fat encounters. Maybe David Duchovny will fuck her for old times' sake.

For anyone who's wondering, yes, I will be going to see both of them, just like I do with every other damn movie that comes out. I'm an adict...

I never knew there was a Starship Troopers 2. The first just fucked up the book beyond all comprehension. That book was one that just about every Ranger had read back in the ancient days.

There was a computerized cartoon series that was a bit more loyal to the book, even though they had women in the ranks. You can netflix the whole series.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 2nd, 2008, 2:18 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:The Happening : Liked

Please explain this. I wanted to murder M Night Shymalan after seeing the movie.

elle · Post by **elle** » July 2nd, 2008, 2:48 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:The Happening : Liked
Please explain this. I wanted to murder M Night Shymalan after seeing the movie.

Why? What happened?

Saw Get Smart, it's a decent family movie but not worth the theatre prices.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » July 2nd, 2008, 3:58 pm

Went and saw Wanted.

I had low expectations so it was better than expected.

Oh and if you like Angelina Jolie...

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » July 2nd, 2008, 6:05 pm

Darksaga wrote:Went and saw Wanted.

I had low expectations so it was better than expected.

Oh and if you like Angelina Jolie...

Did you jerk off in the theater like I...I mean, someone else...was doing in the theater?