Movie Reviews

[BruteForce]

Sex in the city?? Which street you on? :D

[BruteForce]

A better response may have been:

[ANGRYCivilian]

I watched the Golden Compass on PPV last night. It was pretty good. It's like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Narnia all put together. It's a kid's movie I guess, but it has killing galore.

[GSXRanger]

I watched the Golden Compass on PPV last night. It was pretty good. It's like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Narnia all put together. It's a kid's movie I guess, but it has killing galore.

See, I saw it as well... didn't care for it. The only reason I got it was for Nicole Kidman... and she looked like ass in that movie. IMO, Narnia was better... but, not as good as Iron Man. That shit rocked!!!

[Silverback]

I watched the Golden Compass on PPV last night. It was pretty good. It's like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Narnia all put together. It's a kid's movie I guess, but it has killing galore.

See, I saw it as well... didn't care for it. The only reason I got it was for Nicole Kidman... and she looked like ass in that movie. IMO, Narnia was better... but, not as good as Iron Man. That shit rocked!!!

I am starting another thread based on this one.

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[LEROY]

A better response may have been:

HOLY SHIT I think I just shat myself!!!!!

[rgrokelley]

Initially I thought this was going to be a chick flick, but someone told me about it. The premise is about a French girl, with Muscular Dystrophy, who falls in love with a French guy. He then goes off to WWI. He vanishes after being sentenced to death. Death was to be sent to the middle of no-man's land and get killed. Two years after the war she then tries to track him down.

Now, sounds like a chick flick. However the war scenes are brutal. Realistic, bloody, and fatalistic. For a girl with MD, she gets naked a lot and is pretty hot (doesn't really have MD, acting and all).

The investigation after the war ties in with a serial killer prostitute, who is wiping out the chain of command that sentenced her pimp to death in the same court.

Naked hot chicks, death, gore, history and a psycho hooker.

I liked it.

:D

Its in French,with subtitles (and it has Jodie Foster, playing a bit part, in French... she gets naked too)

[ANGRYCivilian]

I watched the Golden Compass on PPV last night. It was pretty good. It's like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Narnia all put together. It's a kid's movie I guess, but it has killing galore.

See, I saw it as well... didn't care for it. The only reason I got it was for Nicole Kidman... and she looked like ass in that movie. IMO, Narnia was better... but, not as good as Iron Man. That shit rocked!!!

I like how you compared Iron Man to Narnia. :D

[IntelToad]

Initially I thought this was going to be a chick flick, but someone told me about it. The premise is about a French girl, with Muscular Dystrophy, who falls in love with a French guy. He then goes off to WWI. He vanishes after being sentenced to death. Death was to be sent to the middle of no-man's land and get killed. Two years after the war she then tries to track him down.

Now, sounds like a chick flick. However the war scenes are brutal. Realistic, bloody, and fatalistic. For a girl with MD, she gets naked a lot and is pretty hot (doesn't really have MD, acting and all).

The investigation after the war ties in with a serial killer prostitute, who is wiping out the chain of command that sentenced her pimp to death in the same court.

Naked hot chicks, death, gore, history and a psycho hooker.

I liked it.

:D

Its in French,with subtitles (and it has Jodie Foster, playing a bit part, in French... she gets naked too)

Jodie Foster naked ? I'm in.

Unless I'm missing something, you left out one part of your great movie review- the title of the fucking movie. :D :D

(edited) No, you didn't actually. Pay attention to detail IntelToad numbnuts, drink more Scotch and order a side of popcorn.

[ANGRYCivilian]

Don't Mess With The Zohan:

I laughed my fucking ass off the whole time.

[lusus]

Initially I thought this was going to be a chick flick, but someone told me about it.
:D

Its in French,with subtitles (and it has Jodie Foster, playing a bit part, in French... she gets naked too)

Jodie Foster naked ? I'm in.

Unless I'm missing something, you left out one part of your great movie review- the title of the fucking movie. :D :D

(edited) No, you didn't actually. Pay attention to detail IntelToad numbnuts, drink more Scotch and order a side of popcorn.

I'll knock 'em out, but where the fuck is the title?!?

[BruteForce]

A Very Long Engagement

[ANGRYCivilian]

The Happening...I'll tell you what's happening, I, and everyone else it the theater, got savagely dry-raped in the fucking ass by M Night Shyamalan. I don't usually say this, because I have very loose standards when it comes to movies, but, that movie sucked a fat baby's dick! The overall plot of the movie was OK, but the storyline was totally dead, the characters were as shallow as a thimble full of piss, and the special effects look like I fucking made them. M Night should be whipped with a car antenna once for every dollar wasted on that piece of shit, and when he dies prematurely, then his family gets torn the fuck up too.

There, I feel better. :D