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Bravo57
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Post by Bravo57 »

JLTW!!! wrote:Why the fuck do some men act like "chicks with dicks"? I never could understand being the weak link or a pussy.....
Ask RTO

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It's currently sucking to be a walking (or in this case, not sleeping :roll: ) barometer for sorry f'ing weather!

That is all.
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

People suck and people who object to you helping people even when your staying in your lane suck even worse.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Vee
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Post by Vee »

How does all that peanut butter get on the inside of the lid when you first open the jar?
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keepsmilin
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What?

Post by keepsmilin »

Vee wrote:How does all that peanut butter get on the inside of the lid when you first open the jar?
Peanut Butter?

This doesn't sound like you Ranger Vee...

:lol:
"Do not be too moral, you may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."
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Jenny Lynn
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

I hate packing up the house to move....... where did I set that margerita down at.
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"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Chiron
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Post by Chiron »

Peanut butter is good. Goes with everything!
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

After where I work spent $52 million on a new computer system not counting the added costs since implementation 5 years ago, you'd think we should not have to prepare financial reports and statements outside that system manually in word and excel..... I hate working late on Fridays...Calgon take me away :evil:
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei

"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Post by elle »

Jenny Lynn wrote:After where I work spent $52 million on a new computer system not counting the added costs since implementation 5 years ago, you'd think we should not have to prepare financial reports and statements outside that system manually in word and excel..... I hate working late on Fridays...Calgon take me away :evil:
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Post by GSXRanger »

Side Bags and a Back Rest on a GSXR? Maybe some Highway Pegs...

Anyone?

Anyone?

(cricket, cricket, cricket)
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

"He's new. Play nice."

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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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ANGRYCivilian
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

GSXRanger wrote:Side Bags and a Back Rest on a GSXR? Maybe some Highway Pegs...

Anyone?

Anyone?

(cricket, cricket, cricket)
Yes to the bags, no to the back rest and highway pegs.
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

What the fucking fuck is up with these stupid ass droning comments people make? "Have a nice day", "enjoy your meal". Please...who the fuck needs anyones permission to do either. Why can't people say shit that matters.

"Hope you get laid today".
"Hope you get your nob polished today".
"Hope you die today motherfucker".
"Goddamned if you aint one ugly fucker".

The world according the the Pastor would be a much nicer place to live.
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

Scuba Wino wrote:I wonder if I'll ever be as old as the Pator?
I dont know "The PATOR" but in his absense allow me to say, judging by the fact that you are obviously pregnant with triplets and at your age, this cannot be a good thing.

-The Pastor-
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.

¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?

The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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