Hello Soldier!

[Vee]

You Rangers are all lucky that Ranger V-Rod is only flirting on the forum. At least you don't have to put up with him in person at the bar picking up on some chick you're trying to get a leg up on. Happens to me all the time. God I hate him.

I don't even know why we're discussing this.

Look. This is how it usually goes down:

Lawdog and I show up to a watering hole. We sit down at the bar and start drinking. Women approach.....look at him.....look at me....look at him....look at each other......come to me.

I don't do nuthin.

[BadMuther]

You Rangers are all lucky that Ranger V-Rod is only flirting on the forum. At least you don't have to put up with him in person at the bar picking up on some chick you're trying to get a leg up on. Happens to me all the time. God I hate him.

I don't even know why we're discussing this.

Look. This is how it usually goes down:

Lawdog and I show up to a watering hole. We sit down at the bar and start drinking. Women approach.....look at him.....look at me....look at him....look at each other......come to me.

I don't do nuthin.

Bro, what are you on? And why aren't you sharing?????????

I've seen your pics, my poor cat was nearby when I opened one, she died of shock!

[Vee]

You Rangers are all lucky that Ranger V-Rod is only flirting on the forum. At least you don't have to put up with him in person at the bar picking up on some chick you're trying to get a leg up on. Happens to me all the time. God I hate him.

I don't even know why we're discussing this.

Look. This is how it usually goes down:

Lawdog and I show up to a watering hole. We sit down at the bar and start drinking. Women approach.....look at him.....look at me....look at him....look at each other......come to me.

I don't do nuthin.

Bro, what are you on? And why aren't you sharing?????????

I've seen your pics, my poor cat was nearby when I opened one, she died of shock!

You hurt me deep Mofo....you hurt me deep.

Why don't you pick on the guys that keep callin you fatty. I ain't never called fatty.

Course.....come to think of it? It would be a whole fucking lot worse if you told me you thought I was cute :?

[lawdog]

I don't even know why we're discussing this.

Look. This is how it usually goes down:

Lawdog and I show up to a watering hole. We sit down at the bar and start drinking. Women approach.....look at him.....look at me....look at him....look at each other......come to me.

I don't do nuthin.

WTF. That hurts Bro. I hate the truth.

It probably has nothing to do with you licking your eyebrows while their looking at you. And next time we go out, no you can't stuff a pair of tube socks down your pants.