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ANGRYCivilian
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

I made a joke about the two-faced baby yesterday. Nobody at work thought it was funny.

Q. What do you call a two-faced baby?

A. A little liar.
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

Oh I saw that news report on BBC. The Hindu's are already worshipping her as the reincarnation as a god. Nice career path.
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Post by LEROY »

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
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Post by PocketKings »

ANGRYCivilian wrote:I made a joke about the two-faced baby yesterday. Nobody at work thought it was funny.

Q. What do you call a two-faced baby?

A. A little liar.
:lol:
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Post by Silverback »

If my new job is easier than my last, why am I getting two checks in the mail?
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

Biggest potential land mine in the Army starts with the words... Request for feedback from ALL personnel....
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Post by IDon'tCare »

Now that copper prices are up five times what they were a year ago, how come I can't use a penny as a nickel?
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Post by RangerX »

A different view of the election.....

'We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blonde with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
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Rock Island Ranger
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

RangerX wrote:A different view of the election.....

'We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a lawyer who is married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blonde with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
Brilliant.... 8)
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Post by RTO »

IDon'tCare wrote:Now that copper prices are up five times what they were a year ago, how come I can't use a penny as a nickel?
Because pennys are 97.5% zinc core, and only copper plated.
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

Where should I drive to, to hang out this evening since I finally don't have to work overtime this weekend.......... :?
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Post by RTO »

Jenny Lynn wrote:Where should I drive to, to hang out this evening since I finally don't have to work overtime this weekend.......... :?
Commencement bay.

Their used to be a lot of nice clam there along the waterfront on nice summer weekends .... 8)
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

So just who do midgets NOT look up to?
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