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I got the 50,000th view in this thread 8)
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RTO wrote:I got the 50,000th view in this thread 8)

this isnt too random cause I am sure most out there are thinking the same thing but .......

























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rgrpuck wrote:
RTO wrote:I got the 50,000th view in this thread 8)

this isnt too random cause I am sure most out there are thinking the same thing but .......

:roll:
..........
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To qoute one of my CW's...
I hope I live to one hundred to I can be killed by the jealous husband of a forty year old woman.
He then looked around and said...
Don't looked shocked. The real surprise would be if I was able to get away!

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Darksaga wrote:To qoute one of my CW's...
I hope I live to one hundred to I can be killed by the jealous husband of a forty year old woman.
He then looked around and said...
Don't looked shocked. The real surprise would be if I was able to get away!

:lol:
That would be one obituary I'd love to read..... :lol:
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Did Superman do Lois Lane and did he ruin her for every man after him?
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Paladin wrote:Did Superman do Lois Lane and did he ruin her for every man after him?
Who would want to do Lois Lane?

Man, I get tense, but I hope I never get THAT tense! (Bye Bye Birdie)
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Lefty wrote:
Paladin wrote:Did Superman do Lois Lane and did he ruin her for every man after him?
Who would want to do Lois Lane?

Man, I get tense, but I hope I never get THAT tense! (Bye Bye Birdie)
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lusus wrote:mom's gonna fix it all soon, mom's gonna put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.
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LT: Sir, staying late?

LTC: Yep. I'm spending the swing shift with you.

LT: Alright Sir. Good to go.

LTC: Are you trying to kiss my ass LT?

LT: No, Sir. Just being positive.

LTC: Thats good LT. I'll be sure to put "positive attitude" on the counseling statement.

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A dingo ate my baby.
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:A dingo ate my baby.
Isn't this the third time that has happened?
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Darksaga wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:A dingo ate my baby.
Isn't this the third time that has happened?
I don't know, but I can't stop saying it, and I laugh and laugh, even just thinking about it. I called everyone I know yesterday, and left them messages, "A dingo ate my baby."
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