Random thought of the moment.

[LEROY]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[Rangerguru]

Violence makes me happy. :D

[Rangerguru]

If this so called God can do anything, can he make a burrito so hot that no one can eat it? and if so, can he eat it? and if he can't eat it, then he can't do everything, and if he can eat it, then, he can't make one hot enough.

[rgrokelley]

OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?

Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.

I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.

[RTO]

OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?

Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.

I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.

Had to be Spartan. :D

[Chiron]

OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?

Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.

I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.

"Random thought of the moment." That was one hell of a random thought!

[Black 6]

OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?

Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.

I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.

[Slowpoke]

They've now changed her name from Smurfette to SMUT!

[RANGER513]

They've now changed her name from Smurfette to SMUT!

Or Britney Smurfette Spears

[KW Driver]

last night I was so pissed off I watched Clockwork Orange to get in a better mood. It worked.

[ANGRYCivilian]

OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?

Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.

I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.

Azriel fucked her.

[Ranger175csar]

OK, all the Smurfs are male, except one. The whole freakin' village is male, except Smurfette. There is a baby in that village, so its obviously Smurfette's. So the big question is... who knocked up Smurfette?

Naturally everyone is going to think it is Papa Smurf. He runs the commune and he even looks like Ho Chi Minh. The whole mob is a bunch of little blue Reds and don't do a damn thing unless Papa Smurf tells him to. This is probably why Smurfette got desperate and was tired of Smurfing herself each night, and grabbed the closest thing. Most likely she was rebelling against Papa Smurf.

I think it was the Smurf with the tattoos.

Azriel fucked her.

If one farts in the face of a sleeping Ranger... does he smell it?