Army Cadets Under Investigation For 'Killing'

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Army Cadets Under Investigation For 'Killing'

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30038
FORT BENNING, GA—In what has been dubbed "the most serious military scandal yet," the U.S. Army revealed Monday that several of its cadets may have been involved in a "killing" incident while serving in the Persian Gulf in 1991.

"If the allegations are true, this is an outrage," recently appointed Defense Secretary William Cohen said in a hastily arranged press conference. "This type of reckless, barbaric behavior will not be tolerated among the men and women serving in our armed forces."

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According to eyewitness reports, at approximately 7 a.m., the cadets came within several dozen yards of a smaller group of Iraqi cadets. Without announcing their presence, the cadets proceeded to "kill" the Iraqis, using their rifles to place bullets in their heads or chest cavities.
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Ok, someone educate me. CADETS?????? What CADETS from the US Army went to IRAQ? What CADETS were armed and sent there in 1991?
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The Onion is a "humor" paper / blog. If you read the article it is a parody.
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Jim wrote:The Onion is a "humor" paper / blog. If you read the article it is a parody.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Ok, someone educate me. CADETS?????? What CADETS from the US Army went to IRAQ? What CADETS were armed and sent there in 1991?
Here is another hint...................

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The Onion is classic, worth frequent visits unless you're too thin skined.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Ok, someone educate me. CADETS?????? What CADETS from the US Army went to IRAQ? What CADETS were armed and sent there in 1991?
Here is another hint...................

This is posted in the Good Humor Popsicle Zone.
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Welll.... I suppose it is possible. After all they did pull Demi Moore out of her Navy SEAL BUDs class before graduation and put her in a real-world combat situation.... :roll: :lol:
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"Obviously a problem exists," Brigadier General Kurt Stonebender said. "But you can't ignore the fact that, despite the number of reported cases of killing, none of the claims came from people who had actually been killed themselves. I'd like to hear from some of the actual victims before moving too far forward with this."


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