Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a
relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight
was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you."
Her prayer was heard . . . and just like that, her ears fell off
Monica Lewinsky
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Monica Lewinsky
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
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FIST TEAM LTR
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I heard she's OK now and will back on her knees in no time.
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1st Ranger Bn HHC 1978-81
A Company FIST Team
RGR Class 9-79
A Company FIST Team
RGR Class 9-79
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Ranger Ron
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This thread probably makes Ranger Silverback wish he was back in the box so he could have a good cigar!! 
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537