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Darksaga
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Oto-Man wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:bureaucracy stinks and I'd like to kick something

So...kick the bureaucrat!
or kick the shirt up on that friggin avatar!!!!!!
Carefull Ranger... with those team he might just nibble you. :shock:
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Post by Chiron »

Darksaga wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
So...kick the bureaucrat!
or kick the shirt up on that friggin avatar!!!!!!
Carefull Ranger... with those team he might just nibble you. :shock:
And yet it's a good idea... 8)
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KW Driver wrote:I fucking hate the Air Force. again.
x10000

those sorry Air FAG muther fuckers couldnt plan a birthday party at chucky FUCKIN cheese.....I have had my flight pushed back 5 FUCKING times
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rgrpuck wrote:
KW Driver wrote:I fucking hate the Air Force. again.
x10000

those sorry Air FAG muther fuckers couldnt plan a birthday party at chucky FUCKIN cheese.....I have had my flight pushed back 5 FUCKING times
Oh Clive, Msg wants you. :lol:
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Post by WildBill »

All these safety labels and idiot-proof devices are causing gene pool pollution.
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RRDTm3 wrote:
Bravo57 wrote:I miss jumping
Put your arms behind your back, jump chest first into the ground and see if you still miss it!
A-hem.... I said jumping, nothing about landing like a sack of shit. :lol:
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Chiron wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:
KW Driver wrote:I fucking hate the Air Force. again.
x10000

those sorry Air FAG muther fuckers couldnt plan a birthday party at chucky FUCKIN cheese.....I have had my flight pushed back 5 FUCKING times
Oh Clive, Msg wants you. :lol:
Now that's funny Chiron, I don't care what medication you are on! :lol: :lol:
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Fuck it.
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Post by elle »

I think my dentist has watched Marathon Man once too often.
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Post by Warriorwife »

elle wrote:I think my dentist has watched Marathon Man once too often.
Didn't like the way he filled your cavity?

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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

I don't know why I even bother to put forth any effort to ensure elections run accurately and efficiently, because the motherfucking poll workers fucking ruin it with their fucking stupid, fucking old-fucking old ass god damned feeble oxygen thievery. Every piece of equipment and every fucking possible scenario is hammered into to their skulls and fully documented and translated into easy fucking baby steps that a fucking one-armed, no-dick monkey could perform as he was being beaten to death with a fucking e-tool.

Yesterday's election sucked a fat baby's dick!
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Post by Darksaga »

Redundancy... some is good but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
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I fuckin HATE Ft Reiley This place is populated with mouth breathing oxigen thieves ...well schooled in the art of ass piricey.
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Post by GoldCoast »

Steadfast wrote:
Silverback wrote:Have you ever been really drunk? If so have you ever tried to open your house with you car keys?


What would you do if the house started?
Speaking of using your housekeys after drinking loads of beer. Going home, You arrive, bolt from the car, run up the steps two at a time. You gotta pee real bad and are about to burst. But now your hand is jiggling while you dance in front of your door. Your brian starts telling you the body can't wait anymore. You realize, if you don't relax for a second - you ain't getting your key in the lock - so you relax and your key slips into the lock then you feel your leg getting warm - after all you only have to relax to pee. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just piss in the yard on your way in that way you can concentrate on getting inside easier.
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rgrpuck wrote:I fuckin HATE Ft Reiley This place is populated with mouth breathing oxigen thieves ...well schooled in the art of ass piricey.
Welcome Back Sgt Maj.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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