A woman from Vancouver, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunting, purchased acres of timberland near Lake Cowichan, Vancouver Island.
There is a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl which attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground.
The ensuing fall caused several splinters of wood to get stuck in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away, in Duncan. She told him that she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came to receive all of the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience.
He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
help. The impatient patient sat, and sat, and waited for three hours
before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and said , "Well, I had to get permits from Environment Canada, the BC Forest Service and Worksafe BC before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.
And, I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
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"We must remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school." -Thucydidies
O God of battles! steel my soldiers' hearts;
Posses them not with fear; take from them now
The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them.
Henry V
"We must remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school." -Thucydidies
O God of battles! steel my soldiers' hearts;
Posses them not with fear; take from them now
The sense of reckoning, if the opposed numbers
Pluck their hearts from them.
Henry V
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I don't care who you are, now, that's funny!!!
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
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Keyboard spew.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space