Chicks Who "Love to Go Camping"

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 13th, 2004, 7:37 pm

Spartan wrote:
RideGrrl wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
DAm womin...slike I camt spel er sum shit. Wut da hel yu trien to do, mack mee luk stoopid in frunt uh mi frens?

Never. As I said, always ready to learn lingo, and being that I am studying under you, I thought I had some education to catch up on. ;)
How far under and what exactly are you studying there Cowgirl?

YEA....ats moor likit. Whin a edukaked peecherman lik mee speeks bi gawd, wimin bes lissen.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » May 13th, 2004, 7:37 pm

Abell9 wrote:
Spartan wrote:
RideGrrl wrote:
How far under and what exactly are you studying there Cowgirl?
YEA....ats moor likit. Whin a edukaked peecherman lik mee speeks bi gawd, wimin bes lissen.

What proof is the Gatorade you're drinkin' there Preacher?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 13th, 2004, 7:39 pm

I'm still wondering what she meant by 'under' him.

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 13th, 2004, 7:42 pm

Wut poof? 111 poof. wkut futkin deferince thakt mak?

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » May 13th, 2004, 9:08 pm

Spartan wrote: How far under and what exactly are you studying there Cowgirl?

Ranger Luna wrote:I'm still wondering what she meant by 'under' him.

Curious?

.... Pastor Abell had me training for the position of altar goddess.

Naturally, I was referring to being mentored and guided by the good Reverend.

What else could could I have possibly meant by "under him"? [this cowgirl desperately searching the smiley list for one wearing a halo...]

Neutron · Post by **Neutron** » May 23rd, 2004, 1:19 am

Rangers (and others on this board),

today I got back from a fishing trip with two of my good friends, both male. We loaded up our S. bags, a tarp (for a lean-to), fishing poles, tackle, an ice chest full of "beverages" a little bit of food, and an axe.

we discussed the possibility of bringing females w/ us....my response was "HELL NO!" I've seen my mother (and other women) who is a hardcore, ass kicking female (I still watch out for the notorious wooden spoon or long, swordlike spatula...) turn into the biggest, noisiest whiner when it comes to camping...and this is coming from the guy who took a "trip" with a girl to the stage during 3rd period of the schoolday to "study."

I love females, and I love camping (in this case fishing) but theres nothing more irritating than hearing a female whine bc they're cold or hungary or afraid of gutting their fish. I'm the kinda guy who wakes up at 4 am, when theres ice on the ground, and starts a fire, then prepares his fly pole and goes fishing at 0500. Maybe I'm crazy, but I'll never go camping with a female again if I have the choice.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 23rd, 2004, 6:07 am

Going camping with your mom would be totally different than going with a woman that is going to share your sleeping bag.

Bell · Post by **Bell** » May 23rd, 2004, 8:45 am

Ranger Luna wrote:Going camping with your mom would be totally different than going with a woman that is going to share your sleeping bag.

When yer camping they both sound the same in the dark.

RLTW
Bell

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 23rd, 2004, 8:46 am

Bell wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:Going camping with your mom would be totally different than going with a woman that is going to share your sleeping bag.
When yer camping they both sound the same in the dark.

RLTW
Bell

Good point.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » May 23rd, 2004, 8:52 am

Bell wrote:
When yer camping they both sound the same in the dark.

RLTW
Bell

Ranger Bell ...

Just theorizing... but wouldn't this again depend on if she was sharing your sleeping bag?

Bell · Post by **Bell** » May 23rd, 2004, 9:13 am

About the third time she bitched about the heat and/or the bugs and the noises and the lack of showers and the dirt and the smell and the water and....I'd get out of that sleeping bag.

They all sound the same in the dark. Eventually it gets around to being the guys fault. You can see it coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

RLTW
Bell

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » May 23rd, 2004, 6:40 pm

Bell wrote:About the third time she bitched about the heat and/or the bugs and the noises and the lack of showers and the dirt and the smell and the water and....I'd get out of that sleeping bag.

They all sound the same in the dark. Eventually it gets around to being the guys fault. You can see it coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

RLTW
Bell

Relax, Dont Do It ranger Bell

it just dawned on me that Bell might not know who "Frankie goes to hollywood" is

Bell · Post by **Bell** » May 23rd, 2004, 8:10 pm

Not sure I wanna know.

RLTW
Bell

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » June 1st, 2004, 11:55 pm

Neutron wrote:Rangers (and others on this board),

today I got back from a fishing trip with two of my good friends, both male. We loaded up our S. bags, a tarp (for a lean-to), fishing poles, tackle, an ice chest full of "beverages" a little bit of food, and an axe.

we discussed the possibility of bringing females w/ us....my response was "HELL NO!" I've seen my mother (and other women) who is a hardcore, ass kicking female (I still watch out for the notorious wooden spoon or long, swordlike spatula...) turn into the biggest, noisiest whiner when it comes to camping...and this is coming from the guy who took a "trip" with a girl to the stage during 3rd period of the schoolday to "study."

I love females, and I love camping (in this case fishing) but theres nothing more irritating than hearing a female whine bc they're cold or hungary or afraid of gutting their fish. I'm the kinda guy who wakes up at 4 am, when theres ice on the ground, and starts a fire, then prepares his fly pole and goes fishing at 0500. Maybe I'm crazy, but I'll never go camping with a female again if I have the choice.

Man are you missing out!!! NOT all women are like that! I love to wake up early, sneak down to the cold ass stream that just had the ice come off of it and wade out naked for the cleanest and most crisp bathing that pure mountain water can supply. then, start the coffee on a fire, go drown a worm or two or whatever before 7 am. then come back and fry up some trout and taters on the coals. So, not all women are whiners some of us even go up alone and actually love the solitude that it brings

And.....the outdoors always makes a girl like me horny...bonus to the right guy who takes me camping.

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » August 7th, 2005, 11:31 am

Spartan wrote:Women who are on the site, feel free to offer examples of your own expertise on the subject - why you love camping, what you personally would have to contribute as a member of a camping party in the way of skills or equipment.

Thank you, Ranger Spartan, for the invite - I apologize for having taken so long to reply! :)

We camped all during my childhood and learned how to pull our own weight as helpers - the choices were do it or do it with a warm butt - :) but I loved it. Rain or shine, bring it on: it always beat life in the suburbs. Besides learning what poison ivy looks like, I learned to manage and play with fire

and cook under any conditions. I miss it - life is too civilized these days...

Most memorable / Best trips:

White Mts. NM - early spring horsepacking trip with a friend. Two of each - women, horses, dogs. Great times.

Backpacking trip in southern CO in the fall - snowed 17 inches the first day and then got cold. Wore everything I brought with at the same time and had a blast.

Another Backpacking trip when it snowed: We built a snow pit arena (like an igloo without a roof) and stayed rather cozy.

Horsepacking trip with the husband and 4 year old in the Mts. west of Denver.

Boundary waters of MN - 3 week combo hiking and canoeing trip with 10 days of each and the Grand Portage at the end.

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