Dude you were a Marine...fucking remote takes a GT score higher than 12.borebrush wrote:C-4 here too... didn't get a remote. Just a zippo and a hammer :?


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Dude you were a Marine...fucking remote takes a GT score higher than 12.borebrush wrote:C-4 here too... didn't get a remote. Just a zippo and a hammer :?
That shit is cold. Funny, but cold.Abell9 wrote:Dude you were a Marine...fucking remote takes a GT score higher than 12.borebrush wrote:C-4 here too... didn't get a remote. Just a zippo and a hammer :?![]()
What's Starbucks coffee? :?Hoover wrote:and for the record.......Starbucks coffee sucks!
Old Grunt wrote:I didn't take the test, I don't need to.
I have a .45 that goes with me to work, and a Mossie 12 Ga for entertaining unannounced guests at home.
If the shit hits the fan, I also have a small but very sharp knife and a number of neighbors with neat gun collections and very little in the way of street smarts. They don't understand that age and treachery always triumphs over youth and skill, and do not consider an old man with COPD/Bronchitis to be much of a threat. They also don't comprehend that just because I smile at them when they're out mowing their lawns doesn't mean I like them very much.
I figure when the balloon goes up I'll just unzip one of them before he realizes that while my ability to run the 50 yard dash might not be much my dexterity is still just fine, then help myself to whatever he's got.
It's a lot cheaper that way, too.
Where the fuck is the Goose on this list?You scored as a a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome
You don't really need a weapon, you are the weapon.
a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome
90%
M14 7.62mm rifle w/ suppresor
85%
Barrett XM109 25mm rifle
85%
AK47 7.62mm assault rifle
80%
a block of C-4 and remote
65%
laugh them to death
60%
a bible and, when absolutely necessary, a Colt .44 magnum hand cannon
35%
Ruger .22 cal carbine
30%
a mocha fucking frapachino
10%
EvilCouch wrote:Where the fuck is the Goose on this list?You scored as a a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome
You don't really need a weapon, you are the weapon.
a knife, a rock, your fists, your feet, your head, its all the same outcome
90%
M14 7.62mm rifle w/ suppresor
85%
Barrett XM109 25mm rifle
85%
AK47 7.62mm assault rifle
80%
a block of C-4 and remote
65%
laugh them to death
60%
a bible and, when absolutely necessary, a Colt .44 magnum hand cannon
35%
Ruger .22 cal carbine
30%
a mocha fucking frapachino
10%
Yeah, sure I like cranking on limbs and putting on chokes, but being able to blow stuff up from a click away is the way to get stuff done.