Introduction.

[Steadfast]

Ranger Dafid Ranger,

It sounds a little fucked up, I know. But im going to meps this wensday, sep 5th, where I was hoping to get a option 40, or airborne at least.

Last time my recruiter looked at job openings I qaulify for, there was 250+ 11x slots open. Which means I can ship out to basic the following monday if I wanted to, or so my recruiter says. I just assume I'll be at basic in 2-3 weeks, being that I'm choosing to leave asap.

48 fucking hours!!!!

Don't say another word/post Baliati - Ranger Dafid did not request your response.

Your only acknowledgement will be silence for 48 hours.

[fatart]

And what's funny about it was at one point we were all high school footemaball players/grapplers/baseball studs/track heros/captain of the glee club/library aides...etc, etc, etc NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! Those days are over, Hotrod, you come to OUR site trying to bullshit guys about the military who are IN the military...you need to come here hat in hand asking for shit, not telling us what the fuck you are gonna do and what the fuck we are gonna do for you...yeah, we could help, but read, learn, live and then post! I've been jumping out of planes since '88 and Rangering since '91 and I still don't hold a candle to 99% of the guys on this site! Don't come into our house and try and tell us you are a stud because we have stood shoulder to shoulder with some of the greatest men ever to lace up jungle boots and until you reach that status quit breaking your neck trying to suck your own dick!

[Charlie 51]

I sense another hasukin, hash king, hasabbabba whatever the fuck that dudes name was that just got flushed. I wanted to make it through RIP but it was just so hard.....only 3 made it and 7 people died during it and there was this blizzard and waaaawaaaawaaaa.

Have fun in Korea motherfucker

[Batiati]

Posting on this site was a wakeup call.

I can't beleave I actually waited 48 hours before posting again. Normally that would have gotten Ranger Kilted Heathen the good ol' shut the fuck up. It's time for me to pay my dib's though. (no disrespect intended)

I have a huge amount of respect for all Ranger's. Not that any of you care. I know you all consider me a peice of shit. Thats okay though, because I am.


Ranger Fatart said:

And what's funny about it was at one point we were all high school footemaball players/grapplers/baseball studs/track heros/captain of the glee club/library aides...etc, etc, etc NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! Those days are over, Hotrod, you come to OUR site trying to bullshit guys about the military who are IN the military...you need to come here hat in hand asking for shit, not telling us what the fuck you are gonna do and what the fuck we are gonna do for you...yeah, we could help, but read, learn, live and then post! I've been jumping out of planes since '88 and Rangering since '91 and I still don't hold a candle to 99% of the guys on this site! Don't come into our house and try and tell us you are a stud because we have stood shoulder to shoulder with some of the greatest men ever to lace up jungle boots and until you reach that status quit breaking your neck trying to suck your own dick!

I didnt mean to suck my dick if thats how I came across. I was just trying let you Ranger's know im not some fat teenager with dreams of becoming a Ranger. Ive seen 2 fat ass's who got option 40 contracts, not to mention they were fucking pussys. It made me furious seeing 2 slots go to waste like that. They had no determination or anything, you could tell just by looking at them.

Out.

[Kilted Heathen]

Posting on this site was a wakeup call.

I can't beleave I actually waited 48 hours before posting again. Normally that would have gotten Ranger Kilted Heathen the good ol' shut the fuck up. It's time for me to pay my dib's though. (no disrespect intended)

I have a huge amount of respect for all Ranger's. Not that any of you care. I know you all consider me a peice of shit. Thats okay though, because I am.


Ranger Fatart said:

And what's funny about it was at one point we were all high school footemaball players/grapplers/baseball studs/track heros/captain of the glee club/library aides...etc, etc, etc NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! Those days are over, Hotrod, you come to OUR site trying to bullshit guys about the military who are IN the military...you need to come here hat in hand asking for shit, not telling us what the fuck you are gonna do and what the fuck we are gonna do for you...yeah, we could help, but read, learn, live and then post! I've been jumping out of planes since '88 and Rangering since '91 and I still don't hold a candle to 99% of the guys on this site! Don't come into our house and try and tell us you are a stud because we have stood shoulder to shoulder with some of the greatest men ever to lace up jungle boots and until you reach that status quit breaking your neck trying to suck your own dick!

I didnt mean to suck my dick if thats how I came across. I was just trying let you Ranger's know im not some fat teenager with dreams of becoming a Ranger. Ive seen 2 fat ass's who got option 40 contracts, not to mention they were fucking pussys. It made me furious seeing 2 slots go to waste like that. They had no determination or anything, you could tell just by looking at them.

Out.

Not one mention of having read the forums.
You actually feel personally slighted that someone you feel unworthy got an Opt 40.
Since when the fuck were you the measurable scope?
Thank you so much for waiting 48hrs before posting this. Such rare and piercing insights as yours should savored.

Out?

What the fuck?

Go home and play with the girls.

[Gordo173]

I totally love it when a bonafide fucktard comes on here. It absolutely brings out the literary wit and wisdom so prevelant on this board. I haven't stopped laughing through this entire thread. Kilted, glad to see you back and dealing with the wannabees again.

[Batiati]

Monsterhunter said:

I have refrained from posting anything other than my own introduction; however, your posts coupled with your MySpace page has broken my resolve as a mere spectator. My question to you is as follows: Is that really you dancing on that video? If so, I simply do not have the words to adequately convey the impression you have left.

That was my little brother dancing, lil shit has skills huh? But dam bro you would make a perfect CNN reporter. You only report all the negative bullshit you can find, but refuse to mention I volunteer, which shows some sort of charecter.


Ranger JLTW!!! said:

Are you some kinda fuckin' tough guy? Do you expect us to fear and respect you when you haven't done shit yet but sign a damn contract? The way it looks to me is that you were saying that lucky for you Ranger Kilted Heathen, this time I chose to be quiet, b/c usually I would've told you to shut the fuck up and pound sand! Maybe I am wrong and some other RANGER will enlighten me as to what you were "really" trying to say.

No Ranger JLTW!!! compared to all the Ranger's and Soldier's on this site I am not a tough guy. I'm just happy you Rangers are talking to me like a man, making me feel like a peice of shit and cussing at me. I havnt been treated like that in ALONGG time. I fucking love,love,love,love,love,love,love,love it. All I can say is bring the fucking pain baby, I cant wait til my muscles are worked to near death & total exhaustion.

I havnt felt like I've earned anything in awhile, but I know my entire body will be fulfilled with joy when I get that fucking tab. You all can think im a quitter, but ill be that guy pumping out pushups while everyone is sleeping, just to prove to myself I deserve to be there

I think I made 4 dumb ass posts on this thread, therefore I will do 400 pushups today to make up for my idiocy to read all the rules before posting.

[Kilted Heathen]

Monsterhunter said:

I have refrained from posting anything other than my own introduction; however, your posts coupled with your MySpace page has broken my resolve as a mere spectator. My question to you is as follows: Is that really you dancing on that video? If so, I simply do not have the words to adequately convey the impression you have left.

That was my little brother dancing, lil shit has skills huh? But dam bro you would make a perfect CNN reporter. You only report all the negative bullshit you can find, but refuse to mention I volunteer, which shows some sort of charecter.


Ranger JLTW!!! said:

Are you some kinda fuckin' tough guy? Do you expect us to fear and respect you when you haven't done shit yet but sign a damn contract? The way it looks to me is that you were saying that lucky for you Ranger Kilted Heathen, this time I chose to be quiet, b/c usually I would've told you to shut the fuck up and pound sand! Maybe I am wrong and some other RANGER will enlighten me as to what you were "really" trying to say.

No Ranger JLTW!!! compared to all the Ranger's and Soldier's on this site I am not a tough guy. I'm just happy you Rangers are talking to me like a man, making me feel like a peice of shit and cussing at me. I havnt been treated like that in ALONGG time. I fucking love,love,love,love,love,love,love,love it. All I can say is bring the fucking pain baby, I cant wait til my muscles are worked to near death & total exhaustion.

I havnt felt like I've earned anything in awhile, but I know my entire body will be fulfilled with joy when I get that fucking tab. You all can think im a quitter, but ill be that guy pumping out pushups while everyone is sleeping, just to prove to myself I deserve to be there

I think I made 4 dumb ass posts on this thread, therefore I will do 400 pushups today to make up for my idiocy to read all the rules before posting.

You're a waste of time.

Fuck off.

[Batiati]

Ranger Kilted said:

You're a waste of time.

Fuck off.

Ive read some of your other posts on this site, your my favorite Ranger.
From what ive seen, your the biggest ass hole. I mean that as a compliment.