During Surgery--
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop!"
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie."
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"Darn, there go the lights again...."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
"What's this doing here?"
"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?"
"I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."
"Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?"
"What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?"
"Anyone see where I left that scalpel?"
"Ok. Now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."
"This patient has already had some kids, right?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think this is sharp enough."
"Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!"
Things you don't want to hear...
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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"I'll bet I could get $40 grand for one of these kidneys. He'll never miss it anyway."
"I thought this was an appendectomy. Why are we removing her breasts?"
"A glaucoma operation!? Why didn't you tell me that 30 minutes ago? I thought this guy was in for penis reduction surgery."
"I thought this was an appendectomy. Why are we removing her breasts?"
"A glaucoma operation!? Why didn't you tell me that 30 minutes ago? I thought this guy was in for penis reduction surgery."
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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. -Albert Einstein
RVN 70/71
75th RRA Life Member
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. -Albert Einstein
