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Stupid alternator belts. Oh how I loathe changing them, and I haven't even tried the power steering one. :evil:
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Get me a bat, some duct tape and plastic sheeting....someone is in for a long night.
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I've never been afraid of heights. It's widths that bother me.
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Post by Lucky »

Why does buster want his asshole stretched?
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Lucky wrote:Why does buster want his asshole stretched?
I don't know, but that has to be the gayest thing I've heard here, besides Ranger Abell9's dick-cheese sandwich comments. :x
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Post by old13bm5 »

What exactly does Hungry Man mean by "Rib Shaped pork product?"
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My balls itch.
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I am am afraid of clowns, midgets, and pickles. Scared shitless i tell you
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Why the fuck do I have to press 1 for English ???? :evil:
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Why the fuck do I have a female SGT who couldn't get her ass out of the rack while at AT to give a morning report and an XO that was covering for her?
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Shit, I just ate that???
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Boobs. 8)
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11pm and it's still 105 degrees outside! :shock:
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