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I am Jack's raging bile duct...
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Darksaga wrote:This thread has gone on for 41 pages and has been viewed over 20,000 times. :shock:
You should see the un-edited version of this thread back in the Ranger viewing area! :D :) :shock: 8) :lol: :P :oops: :twisted: :wink:
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If Noah was really wise ........

He would have swatted those two flys ! :shock:
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Post by EvilCouch »

Yo' mama.
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EvilCouch wrote:Yo' mama.
Yo' daddy.
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RANGER513 wrote:If Noah was really wise ........

He would have swatted those two flys ! :shock:
Two mosquitoes! :wink:
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If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn on your headlights do they work?
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Moose wrote:If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn on your headlights do they work?

yes, why not. refine your question to, but can you see....

and get an avatar or we'll get one for you. select apropriately.
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It would be so nice if someone would invent a computer screen you could reach through....
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Is it even possible to back up a trailer that's on a pintle hitch? :?
Someone needs to teach the regular Army how to make a packing list.

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289sotherhalf wrote:It would be so nice if someone would invent a computer screen you could reach through....
And have the ability to smack the shit out of the person on the opposite end when appropriate.
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Post by bulldogg »

Jason113 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:It would be so nice if someone would invent a computer screen you could reach through....
And have the ability to smack the shit out of the person on the opposite end when appropriate.
It would be called RangerVisionR
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bulldogg wrote:
Jason113 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:It would be so nice if someone would invent a computer screen you could reach through....
And have the ability to smack the shit out of the person on the opposite end when appropriate.
It would be called RangerVisionR
Been around for 3-4 years now.





It's called ArmyRanger.com! :D 8)
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Truth in advertising.
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