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Pathetic (and potentially dangerous) poser outed in Esquire

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Just read a pretty good story in this month's Esquire about a thoroughly dispicible poser who used his crazy stories to somehow bullshit his way into a job as the security manager at a Michigan nuclear plant.

It's in the June issue and it's titled "Mercenary" (Tom Junod is the writer).

Sorry, but Esquire has not posted it electronically yet, so you'll have to buy an issue or wait for it to be available on-line. I'll post a link when it comes up.
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Post by blueridge »

My bad....there was a link, after all.

http://www.esquire.com/features/mercenary0607
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[quote]“Fuck this guy. Expose him. He’s an asshole. Guys like that make it much, much harder for the guys who are legit.â€
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Post by EvilCouch »

Wow. I actually read all 12 pages of it.

What a sack of crap.
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If you can't believe a man with "a Fu Manchu mustache bracketing his rabbity front teeth." Who can you believe.
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He probably got away with it as long as he did because of the Fu'.
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the Fu ain't got no power. :D
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Post by Fishboy »

Chuck Norris don't wear a fu...............
This guy is a poser!
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:I have never heard of him. Must be a poser.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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KW Driver wrote:the Fu ain't got no power. :D
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YOU WATCHA YO' MOUTH ROUND-EYE!
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Post by RTO »

EvilCouch wrote:
KW Driver wrote:the Fu ain't got no power. :D
Image
YOU WATCHA YO' MOUTH ROUND-EYE!
:lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: I jumped! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

That is the longest string of crap I've ever read. I can't believe he got away with that shit for so long, and got decent jobs along the way. People will believe anything.
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EvilCouch wrote:
KW Driver wrote:the Fu ain't got no power. :D
Image
YOU WATCHA YO' MOUTH ROUND-EYE!
:lol:
why? gunna hit me with your belly?
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Post by Fishboy »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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