Father and son's first hunting trip

Looon · Post by **Looon** » April 29th, 2007, 3:27 pm

Father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET.

I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling

scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father

asked. "I told you to be quiet."The boy, bless his heart, answered;

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.

I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,

'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

" Well, I guess I just panicked"

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » April 29th, 2007, 3:28 pm

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 29th, 2007, 3:45 pm

Did you and your boy end up catching anything Luna?

SGT C · Post by **SGT C** » April 29th, 2007, 8:55 pm

Good one!

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » April 30th, 2007, 5:19 am

:? Squirrels talk?????

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » April 30th, 2007, 1:29 pm

Abell9 wrote::? Squirrels talk?????

Hell no!!!! sign language.