Father and son's first hunting trip

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Father and son's first hunting trip

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Father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET.

I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling

scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father

asked. "I told you to be quiet."The boy, bless his heart, answered;

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.

I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,

'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

" Well, I guess I just panicked"
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by RTO »

Did you and your boy end up catching anything Luna? :lol:
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Post by SGT C »

Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

:? Squirrels talk?????
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Post by Ranger Ron »

Abell9 wrote::? Squirrels talk?????
Hell no!!!! sign language.
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