Listen up, DEPs and Newts ......

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » May 4th, 2004, 2:24 pm

Recently, a program was started by the BTDTs on this board to provide our services as a mentor to you DEPs and Newts out there who hope to get to where we have already been. But it seems to a lot of us that you fucks are not really interested in it.

You fuckers need to get your collective heads out of your asses, especially you DEPs. The Newts right now are showing more excitement about this opportunity that you fucks. What gives?

NONE of the BTDTs that you have met here had the tools available to help us through the pipeline that you people do - AND MOST OF YOU ARE NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT. We all had to go through completely blind to the ways of the Army, not to mention what lied around the next corner on our voyage to the Regiment. We had to either sink or swim - period.

The men on this board actually hope some of you do make it, but you not taking advantage of our genreosity is a very bad career move on your part. You all, just through the knowledge gleaned fromthis website, stand a much better chance at making it than ANY of us did - and you don't want to take advantage of it. You cocksuckers need to wake up and notice what is laying in front of you. I wish I had had this tool available to me when I first started. It would have saved me a lot of pain and anguish.

Having said that, I will give ONE Dep, and ONE Newt the services of my mentorship throughout your journey. If you are a whiny little pussy - don't volunteer. I am a busy man, don't waste my fucking time. But if you are serious about your goals, I will do what I can for you.

THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER. THIS POST WILL GO IN AT 1725 EST BY MY WATCH. I WILL SIGN OFF NLT 1730 EST, AND RETURN TO CHECK THIS POST NLT 2100EST. IF NONE OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE ACCEPTED THIS OFFER, THEN I HOPE EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF YOU LAZY COCKSUCKERS DON'T EVEN MAKE IF OFF THE FUCKING BUS.

Gravity Man · Post by **Gravity Man** » May 4th, 2004, 2:30 pm

Ranger Creeping Death,

I already sent a PM to Ranger Rangergronk for his selection competition but volunteer here as well. Any mentoring that anyone offers is well worth it, and that being said, I step forward.

Iasca · Post by **Iasca** » May 4th, 2004, 2:34 pm

I would like to be given the opportunity to take advantage of your mentorship Ranger Creeping Death.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » May 4th, 2004, 2:46 pm

Creeping Death wrote:Recently, a program was started by the BTDTs on this board to provide our services as a mentor to you DEPs and Newts out there who hope to get to where we have already been. But it seems to a lot of us that you fucks are not really interested in it.

You fuckers need to get your collective heads out of your asses, especially you DEPs. The Newts right now are showing more excitement about this opportunity that you fucks. What gives?

NONE of the BTDTs that you have met here had the tools available to help us through the pipeline that you people do - AND MOST OF YOU ARE NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT. We all had to go through completely blind to the ways of the Army, not to mention what lied around the next corner on our voyage to the Regiment. We had to either sink or swim - period.

The men on this board actually hope some of you do make it, but you not taking advantage of our genreosity is a very bad career move on your part. You all, just through the knowledge gleaned fromthis website, stand a much better chance at making it than ANY of us did - and you don't want to take advantage of it. You cocksuckers need to wake up and notice what is laying in front of you. I wish I had had this tool available to me when I first started. It would have saved me a lot of pain and anguish.

Having said that, I will give ONE Dep, and ONE Newt the services of my mentorship throughout your journey. If you are a whiny little pussy - don't volunteer. I am a busy man, don't waste my fucking time. But if you are serious about your goals, I will do what I can for you.

THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER. THIS POST WILL GO IN AT 1725 EST BY MY WATCH. I WILL SIGN OFF NLT 1730 EST, AND RETURN TO CHECK THIS POST NLT 2100EST. IF NONE OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE ACCEPTED THIS OFFER, THEN I HOPE EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF YOU LAZY COCKSUCKERS DON'T EVEN MAKE IF OFF THE FUCKING BUS.

Fucking A CD. Right on bro.

Apollo · Post by **Apollo** » May 4th, 2004, 3:15 pm

Ranger Creeping Death,
I would like to take advantage of your mentorship. I am serious about my goal and the only reason I'm not a DEP right now is because my old man won't release me just yet, any mentoring that I can recieve is good mentoring.
---Jon

Bek375 · Post by **Bek375** » May 4th, 2004, 5:15 pm

Ranger Creeping Death,

I am only an 11x, but I would greatly appreciate to be mentored by you (or any Ranger on this site). I did not immediately respond to Ranger Gronk's offer because I do not have OPT 40 in my contract, but I PMed him last night explaining my situation. I am going to try my best to get a slot for airborne and then for RIP, but I realize it will be difficult. But I am willing to do whatever it takes to get to the 75th Ranger Regiment.

Brat Attack · Post by **Brat Attack** » May 4th, 2004, 5:33 pm

Ranger Creeping Death,
I am here to volunteer for mentorship. I am very serious about my goals, and I am a very adaptable person. I am willing to give my blood, sweat and tears, to serve with the great men of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
Matt

chukklehed · Post by **chukklehed** » May 4th, 2004, 5:40 pm

Ranger Creeping Death, I would love to volunteer for your mentorship. The oppurtunity to learn on a personal level from a BTDT is too good to pass up. I would be willing to do any assignments to the best of my abilities. Thank you for the chance to be mentored.

Vapor Brain · Post by **Vapor Brain** » May 4th, 2004, 5:41 pm

Ranger Creeping Death, I volunteer for mentorship. If your spots have been filled by the time I have been considered then I offer this volunteer out to anyone who is currently offering to be a mentor to DEPS/newts.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » May 4th, 2004, 5:43 pm

Ranger Creeping Death, I have already asked Ranger Gronk for his mentoring. From what I have read on his signature, he is the "Unofficial Newt Mentor". I would also greatly appreciate your knowledge and experiance, to help me on the long journey ahead.

While I am not yet a DEP, I am very serious about my goal of becoming a Ranger. I will be enlisting upon my 17th birthday. But not in the DEP. I will hopefully not be waiting very long. I wish to prepare myself as best I can, both physically, and mentally.

I hope that you consider me for your mentoring program. And if you don't I want to thank you for offering your knowledge so freely. I myself cannot understand why most of the DEP's on this board to jump on the chance to recieve something such as this.

lemieux171 · Post by **lemieux171** » May 4th, 2004, 5:55 pm

im in the same boat as college puke... my recruiter told me to talk to him after basic because apparently i dont know what i really want.... it makes me so pissed off but i doesnt seem like theres any thing i can do, any suggestions?

rangercamaro · Post by **rangercamaro** » May 4th, 2004, 6:02 pm

Chucklehead / Blankenship PM Inbound

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » May 4th, 2004, 6:12 pm

4 DEP replies.

5 Newt replies.

See what I mean DEPs? You fuckers had better get your heads right.

PMs will be inbound to each of you in short order. Once I gather the required intel, and touch base with Ranger Gronk on a couple of you, I will notify you of the lucky winners.

Lotus Lips · Post by **Lotus Lips** » May 4th, 2004, 6:17 pm

I, as a newt, would also like to apply for this. It really doesnt matter what Ranger is kind enough to take me under his wing, your all great guys from what I have seen. I have tried to keep my name here on the site a bit, doing the assignments even when not asked. If any Ranger would, I would like to become mentored.

Vapor Brain · Post by **Vapor Brain** » May 4th, 2004, 6:22 pm

Ranger Creeping Death, you can take my name out of the hat, so to speak, because Ranger Abell9 has brought me under his wing.

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