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Darksaga
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Why can't people understand the need for consistency while shooting on the range? :roll:
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Darksaga wrote:Why can't people understand the need for consistency while shooting on the range? :roll:
You got shot? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RTO wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Why can't people understand the need for consistency while shooting on the range? :roll:
You got shot? :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope.

There were some who barely qualed and it was a miracle they did so. They couldn't hold still in the prone unsupported position at all and others couldn't "get comfortable" while firing from the fox hole.

BTW I scored a 37 :wink: and took the range. :shock: I don't know if I should be worried about that or not.
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Why is it that no matter how much you chew your corn, it always comes out in whole kernels?
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:I'm gonna buy a banjo.
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Why are some people this incessantly stupid??
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Why do I always have so much fun running around the parking lot of the zoo screaming, "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!" :twisted:
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I just farted..... and it stinks.
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cams wrote:Why do I always have so much fun running around the parking lot of the zoo screaming, "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!" :twisted:
cam /kæm/ 1. meaning twisted [Origin: Gaelic]


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DejaThoris wrote:
cams wrote:Why do I always have so much fun running around the parking lot of the zoo screaming, "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!" :twisted:
cam /kæm/ 1. meaning twisted [Origin: Gaelic]


"Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation are men who want rain without thunder and lightning. " ~ Frederick Douglas


"A [Scotsman] needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile." ~ James Joyce

:wink:
:twisted: :wink:
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I'm so glad it's Friday......
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