Gods rules

brad2007 · Post by **brad2007** » April 4th, 2007, 4:06 pm

One day God decided to change the rules of heaven. So He calls all of the angels to Himself, and says, from now on for somebody to get in through the pearly gates they have to be having a very bad day.

So the angels go to the gates and wait.... In walks the first guy, the angels say "tell us about your day and how you died". The guy says "It was horrible, I found out that my wife was cheating on me. I searched the appartment, but couldn't find him. But as I was coming out of the bathroom, I saw his fingers hanging off the side of my balcony. Since I live 7 floors up, I went and stomped on them. He fell off, hit a tree, and landed in a bush. As I looked I noticed him still moving, so I rolled my refrigerater off the balcony right on top of him. Which killed him. I got so excited I had a heart attak". The angels say "that sounds like a bad day, your in".

In walks the next guy, and it's Donald Trump. So the angels say to him "tell us about your day and how you died". So Mr. Trump says, "I had just gotten done with my morning walk, and went out on the balcony to do my stretches, when I slipped and fell. Luckily I caught myself a couple floors down, but the guy ran out and stomped on my fingers. Well I fell and hit a tree, and then landed on a bush. I thought I was dead untill I saw him rolling his refrigerater off the balcony and on to me. And thats how I got here". So the angels say "that sounds like a bad day, your in".

In walks the next guy, and it's Bill Clinton. So the angels say to him "tell us about your day and how you died". Mr Clinton says, "Well it's kind of complicated so try to stay with me. It all started off when I was naked inside of a refrigerater....

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » April 4th, 2007, 8:03 pm

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » April 5th, 2007, 5:47 am

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » April 5th, 2007, 7:32 am

Prolly wasn't the first time!