Movie Quotes

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » February 13th, 2007, 5:56 pm

Tenn-RGR wrote:Harlem Nights.........

That's it, Ranger Tenn-RGR! That movie was hilarious,

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KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » February 13th, 2007, 6:10 pm

I felt bored and inspired. not trivia, because it should be easy to figure out. just funny as hell:

Random guy: Hey! Hey! Yeah, you. Get up.

his chick: What are you, retarded? Get off the fucking car. Hey, dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey, fuck-suck, get your slippery fuckin' ass off the car! Listen to me. Get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Mr. Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth, or I'll come over and fuck-start her head.

girlfriend: Do something. Go on. You're gonna wish you never got up this morning, cos my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up. And after that, while he's fucking up your fuckin' gay uncle, I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you faggot. Gaylord fuckin' bitch. How do you like that? You like that a lot? You fucking faggot. You like to ass-fuck? Fontanella fuckin' baby head fuck? Go ahead (to boyfriend). You like to fuck baby heads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass! He's not even gay but he'll do it...

Boyfriend: Honey... She's got a big mouth, it's true. I'm gonna whip you silly, and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

and it gets better from there.

CatFish Driver · Post by **CatFish Driver** » February 13th, 2007, 9:01 pm

Way of the Gun.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » February 14th, 2007, 12:53 am

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » February 14th, 2007, 8:15 am

BS502 wrote:
Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.

Vee's Mom??

CatFish Driver · Post by **CatFish Driver** » February 14th, 2007, 9:42 am

BS502 wrote:
Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.

Ocean's Eleven

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » February 14th, 2007, 11:30 am

KW Driver wrote:I felt bored and inspired. not trivia, because it should be easy to figure out. just funny as hell:

Random guy: Hey! Hey! Yeah, you. Get up.

his chick: What are you, retarded? Get off the fucking car. Hey, dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey, fuck-suck, get your slippery fuckin' ass off the car! Listen to me. Get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Mr. Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth, or I'll come over and fuck-start her head.

girlfriend: Do something. Go on. You're gonna wish you never got up this morning, cos my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up. And after that, while he's fucking up your fuckin' gay uncle, I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you faggot. Gaylord fuckin' bitch. How do you like that? You like that a lot? You fucking faggot. You like to ass-fuck? Fontanella fuckin' baby head fuck? Go ahead (to boyfriend). You like to fuck baby heads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass! He's not even gay but he'll do it...

Boyfriend: Honey... She's got a big mouth, it's true. I'm gonna whip you silly, and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.
and it gets better from there.

I'm proud to say I paid a whopping $6.00 for the DVD at Best Buy last night!

If I had a girlfriend like that, I'd strip her ass nakid and drop her in the middle of the fucking ghetto!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » February 14th, 2007, 1:18 pm

Same movie:

Well, f*ck you very much. But thanks for thinking of me.

You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?

Mom, I can't talk to you right now, OK? I'm having sex with a white woman.

Rico · Post by **Rico** » February 14th, 2007, 2:27 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Same movie:

Well, f*ck you very much. But thanks for thinking of me.

You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?

Mom, I can't talk to you right now, OK? I'm having sex with a white woman.

Crash

When I saw this movie I went during the middle of the day so that the theater wouldn't be crowded. I ended up leaving within the first 10 minutes. When Don Cheadle made the crack about mexicans the whole theater (mostly elder couples) erupted in laughter like they were watching Dane Cook. I stood up, called them all fucking idiots and walked out.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » February 14th, 2007, 2:38 pm

j.rico wrote:Crash

When I saw this movie I went during the middle of the day so that the theater wouldn't be crowded. I ended up leaving within the first 10 minutes. When Don Cheadle made the crack about mexicans the whole theater (mostly elder couples) erupted in laughter like they were watching Dane Cook. I stood up, called them all fucking idiots and walked out.

Correct, Ranger j.rico.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » February 14th, 2007, 2:41 pm

BS502 wrote:
I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

Why don't you try stickin your head up your ass, see if it fits.

Scarface?