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Darksaga
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Storm number 5 in 5 weeks is rolling in!

It is suppossed to snow Sat/Sun/Mon.

Bring it on! The snow gods are candy ass limp wristed weasels!!!




What can I say. I really would like a snow day Monday! :twisted:
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42L5V wrote:It's amazing to me the number of stupid mother fuckers who don't have basic supplies to outlast a 72 hour power outage due to ice.

I went to WalMart just to watch them fight over batteries and propane. :D :D
People need supplies to last 72 hours?
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Black 6
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Post by Black 6 »

EvilCouch wrote:
42L5V wrote:It's amazing to me the number of stupid mother fuckers who don't have basic supplies to outlast a 72 hour power outage due to ice.

I went to WalMart just to watch them fight over batteries and propane. :D :D
People need supplies to last 72 hours?
If I ain't got it, I can TAKE it....
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Post by Maggot275 »

A thought on duty....

Nothing says "I love you, happy anniversary" like a 5th degree domestic. :D
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He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."

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BS502 wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote:I want to say "Bomb" on an airplane..............
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I want to throat punch the guy who invented and got rich off of the "chip clip" :evil:
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Black 6
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Post by Black 6 »

Bravo57 wrote:I want to throat punch the guy who invented and got rich off of the "chip clip" :evil:
Get that cross merchandising done!
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Post by Bravo57 »

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Cat »

If you catch a male coworker ‘adjusting’ himself, trying to pretend you didn’t see it really isn’t an option. :shock: :x :lol:
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I once saw a Mexican grilling flap meat on a hibachi in the backseat of a car travelling North on the 5 freeway.
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I was once driving up the I-5 through Camp Pendelton at 70 mph and was being passed on my right by a tank. The commander was waving at people as he passed on the dirt road.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Payday should really be called 'You Pay Day'! :x
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

This headache is murderous.....


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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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