Cocktails.....

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » January 16th, 2007, 5:51 pm

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by
herself :
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."

RTO · Post by **RTO** » January 16th, 2007, 6:12 pm

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 16th, 2007, 6:33 pm

Le3 · Post by **Le3** » January 17th, 2007, 10:08 am

Cocktails?

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The barkeeper says: "Hey, we got a drink named after you."

Grasshopper: "WTF?! You got a drink named Steve?"