Fake Rangers

B 2/75 · Post by **B 2/75** » December 27th, 2006, 9:46 pm

This is the only damn certificate I ever got for RIP:

This vendor is just another small fuckstick in a large pile of fucksticks.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » December 27th, 2006, 11:20 pm

Ranger Luna wrote:
SunDevilWrestler wrote:
Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.
100% fake.

That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.
What's really funny, is that mine looks cheezy compared to this one. This one looks more official.

Does yours have the Ranger with the big backpack and even bigger biceps hiking across your certificate too Mike?

coldsteal2 · Post by **coldsteal2** » December 28th, 2006, 1:55 am

What gives it away is it doesnt have a milcom number
It would say something like
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FJ Form 8-1
1 JUL 88
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in the lower left hand corner
or what ever form number they use.

But yea, real Army certificates from schools
are cheezy, the ones from my schools arent even
aligned corectly and the paper is cheap but they are
real. The only nice certificates are the ones you get
with medals, and even then some of them are cheap looking.

rgrjoe175 · Post by **rgrjoe175** » December 28th, 2006, 6:48 am

RangerX wrote:Mission-

buy above certificate and have it signed by Chuck Norris.

If it's signed by Chuck, it automatically becomes true.

Actually I am gonna buy one for a Ranger bro. Gonna frame it and enlist the help of his HH6. Gonna have it on his wall when he has some other bros over.

See how he explains that one...LMMFAO.

JP

Looon · Post by **Looon** » December 28th, 2006, 7:32 am

RTO wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:
SunDevilWrestler wrote: 100% fake.

That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.
What's really funny, is that mine looks cheezy compared to this one. This one looks more official.
Does yours have the Ranger with the big backpack and even bigger biceps hiking across your certificate too Mike?

That's the one.

POINTMAN · Post by **POINTMAN** » January 5th, 2007, 4:15 pm

I would like to know if there is any way to confirm or deny the legitimacy of a self proclaimed Ranger. I have talked to numerous people and no one can confirm or deny. I have filed an SF-180 under the freedom of information act on this person but it could take awhile to recieve it back. Does anyone know of any other way to check?

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » January 13th, 2007, 8:20 pm

Ranger Luna wrote:
RTO wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:What's really funny, is that mine looks cheezy compared to this one. This one looks more official.
Does yours have the Ranger with the big backpack and even bigger biceps hiking across your certificate too Mike?
That's the one.

Here's the real deal and so fucking cheesy it is forgery proof, no one would believe this shit is legit!!

Let's see someone forge Col Grange and SGM LG's names, they will instanly turn into a cloud of ass lint!!

Plus when the fuck did Regiment fall under "The Infantry School", oh yeah, NEVER!!!

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » January 13th, 2007, 8:50 pm

You might want to keep that off of the net, lest some scumbag decide to do a little photo chopping and try to pass it off as his.

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » January 13th, 2007, 8:53 pm

Hey! I've got one that looks EXACTLY LIKE THAT!! (Same date even!)

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » January 13th, 2007, 9:27 pm

EvilCouch wrote:You might want to keep that off of the net, lest some scumbag decide to do a little photo chopping and try to pass it off as his.

Why would they want that when this is what all super duper Special Ranger Seal Forces Commando Chuck Norris poser types want

With this you are authorized to get into no less than 72 Virgins pants!! An ARCOM from ole swingin dick (among other things) himself.

GSXRanger · Post by **GSXRanger** » January 23rd, 2007, 5:21 pm

So... since I never was a Regimental Ranger, never having been in Batt, or gone through RIP... can I order one so I can be complete now???

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