Crying Husband

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JB
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Crying Husband

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>A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing
from
> >their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled
sound
> >downstairs.
> >
> >She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
> >Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to
the
> >basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall,
> >sobbing.
> >
> >"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
> >
> >"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he
> >replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either
marry
> >you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."
> >
> >Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"
> >
> >"I would have gotten out today."
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The Holmchicken
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Post by The Holmchicken »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
2/75 97-00

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Post by 289sotherhalf »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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Post by Chiron »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Steadfast »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tsk tsk, how some men suffer. :wink:
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