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If you are in doubt in what to choose

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Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is *!"

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good *!"

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having had a 10 mile swim to shore, a five crawl through swamps, and a 25 mile march in jungle, at night, through enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great *."

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 pound pack on his back and a 15 pound weapon in each hand, after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this *."

An Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of * is this?"
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I will do Ranger Sobersides. I'm now close to doing 50 today, from all the "punishment" :lol:
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I've never heard of Seals carrying rucks... :?
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Re: If you are in doubt in what to choose

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Terry Welshan wrote:
Swoff wrote:Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having had a 10 mile swim to shore, a five crawl through swamps, and a 25 mile march in jungle, at night, through enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great *."
Should read "I'm gonna write a book about this *."

or a movie!!!!!!
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Neutron wrote:I've never heard of Seals carrying rucks... :?
You got that right bud.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."

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h8train1/75 wrote:
Neutron wrote:I've never heard of Seals carrying rucks... :?
You got that right bud.
They might break a sweat and the makeup man may not be able to wipe it off before the cameraman rolls more film. :roll:
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Re: If you are in doubt in what to choose

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Swoff wrote:Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 pound pack on his back, 15 pound. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is *!"

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good *!"

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 pound pack on his back, 15 pound weapon in hand, after having had a 10 mile swim to shore, a five crawl through swamps, and a 25 mile march in jungle, at night, through enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great *."

You fucking new guys need to get off the SEAL dick. This isn't a SEAL site. I fucking hate SEAL's they suck on land. A SEAL couldn't make it 100meters with a ruck so shut the fuck up. If you are going to post somthing post the right shit. :evil:

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 pound pack on his back and a 15 pound weapon in each hand, after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this *."

An Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of * is this?"
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."

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Post by Neutron »

Ranger Spartan...LMFAO!

My physics teacher is a naval acadamy grad....(he's such a homo..), he's always talking about the seals and the marines and how they're superior to the Army and blah blah blah...I just quoted the board and told him they were just a little bitched up Army talking navy lingo. :lol:




...I've got a "D" in citizenship now...but it was worth being able to see his reaction. LMFAO!
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Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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