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AbnRgr289
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Little Johnny.

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One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "who can tell
me the meaning of indifferent?"

The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one
knows. Finally, Little Johnny sticks up his hand.

The teacher, hesitant to call on him because of his propensity for foul
language and sexual inuendo, looks for another student to ask. Finally
when no one else raises their hand, she says, "yes, Johnny?"

"Miss Figpot, it's means lovely."

Relieved, but a little puzzled, the teacher says, "Johnny, can you explain
why you think indifferent means lovely?"

Sure, teach. Last night when I was in bed, I heard Mom say, Mmmm, "that's lovely".

Dad replied to her, Yep, it's in different!
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Prolly stuck it where the sun don't shine! :D 8) :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

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:lol: :lol:
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