increasing size of the neck?

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Yeah, I got a hot tip. Go post an intro, read the FAQ's, stop posting bullshit and use the search button.
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Who in the fuck would want to exesize there neck and what the fuck for. To pass the tape test? :roll:

Chicks have always told me that sucking a dick is good exercize for the neck. Why don't you try that.
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The best way to increase the size of your neck is to wear a scarf.
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The other day there was a dude on here that was running along beside his car. I would suggest you use the search button to find him. I am sure a rope around your neck and tied to his car will do the trick.

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Ranger Luna wrote: Chicks have always told me that sucking a dick is good exercize for the neck. Why don't you try that.
Hey, that was going to be my line!
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Ranger Luna wrote:

Chicks have always told me that sucking a dick is good exercize for the neck. Why don't you try that.
It worked for this gal! :lol:


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dawn104 wrote:Hey. I'd be thankful if you guys could give any tips regarding increasing the size of one's neck (not the width, the height). I have a very small neck, and i'm sure it wouldn't look abnormal if i wanted to increase it be an inch or so.

Thanks for the help.
I don't think you can increase the height of your neck man, but if you want a thicker stronger neck. Do bridges. Also lay on a flat raised surface with your shoulders just off the edge of it, let your head hang all the way back, and then bring your chin up to your chest start at about 20 reps and increase as needed. In the same position hold your head out then look all the way to the left, and all the way to the right. Bring it back to the left and thats one rep, start with 20 and add more as needed. Hope that helps you some.
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Stretching necks by hanging has historically proven to be effective.
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RTO wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:

Chicks have always told me that sucking a dick is good exercize for the neck. Why don't you try that.
It worked for this gal! :lol:


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Fennidh wrote:
dawn104 wrote:Hey. I'd be thankful if you guys could give any tips regarding increasing the size of one's neck (not the width, the height). I have a very small neck, and i'm sure it wouldn't look abnormal if i wanted to increase it be an inch or so.

Thanks for the help.
I don't think you can increase the height of your neck man, but if you want a thicker stronger neck. Do bridges. Also lay on a flat raised surface with your shoulders just off the edge of it, let your head hang all the way back, and then bring your chin up to your chest start at about 20 reps and increase as needed. In the same position hold your head out then look all the way to the left, and all the way to the right. Bring it back to the left and thats one rep, start with 20 and add more as needed. Hope that helps you some.
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Ranger Luna wrote:Stretching necks by hanging has historically proven to be effective.
Barney Fife did it! :roll:
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Getting slapped repeatedly is by the far the quickest way to a huge neck!
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Silverback wrote:Getting slapped repeatedly is by the far the quickest way to a huge neck!

So, you liked SERE school?
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