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The Red Pigeon

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The mayor of Houston Texas was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Houston. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of
Houston was full of pigeon poop. The people of Houston couldn't walk on
the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to
keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I
can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the
city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay
me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the
offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and
released a red pigeon. The red pigeon circled in the air and flew up into
the bright blue Texas sky. All the pigeons in Houston saw the red pigeon.
They gathered up behind the red pigeon. The Houston pigeons followed the
red pigeon as she flew eastward out of the city.

The next day the red pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City
Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the red
pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Houston of the
plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that,
indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to
no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5
million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.

The mayor asked: "Do you have any red Mexicans?"
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Post by Paladin »

Outfuckinstanding! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by EvilCouch »

hahahahaha!
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Post by RTO »

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

The mayor asked: "Do you have any red Mexicans?"

Well, .....what was the answer?
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The Pastor wrote:Well, .....what was the answer?
And this is just as good! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Sixxr »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Draco »

HAHAHA!!!! :lol: :lol:
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