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cams wrote: Real funny SB, reaaal funny.....How's this for funny, BAN ALL WOMEN 'CEPT THE WIVES N MOTHERS!!! HA! Now that's fucking funny!!!! 8) :lol: :wink:

Actually it was funny, thinking to myself, "hey nice catch, that guys good, made the same catch last night too!!" DOH!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :? :lol:

Yeah, Ranger cams, "that guy" is oh-so good. And that "nice catch" is even funnier in the light of day than it was last night. :shock:

I'm only guessing, of course :lol: :lol: :wink:
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote: Real funny SB, reaaal funny.....How's this for funny, BAN ALL WOMEN 'CEPT THE WIVES N MOTHERS!!! HA! Now that's fucking funny!!!! 8) :lol: :wink:

Actually it was funny, thinking to myself, "hey nice catch, that guys good, made the same catch last night too!!" DOH!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :? :lol:

Yeah, Ranger cams, "that guy" is oh-so good. And that "nice catch" is even funnier in the light of day than it was last night. :shock:

I'm only guessing, of course :lol: :lol: :wink:

Nice guess Blondie......... 8) :wink:

"Yeah?" "Yeah!?" >>>>>>>>>>>Beat your face woman. :lol:
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cams wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote: Real funny SB, reaaal funny.....How's this for funny, BAN ALL WOMEN 'CEPT THE WIVES N MOTHERS!!! HA! Now that's fucking funny!!!! 8) :lol: :wink:

Actually it was funny, thinking to myself, "hey nice catch, that guys good, made the same catch last night too!!" DOH!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :? :lol:

Yeah, Ranger cams, "that guy" is oh-so good. And that "nice catch" is even funnier in the light of day than it was last night. :shock:

I'm only guessing, of course :lol: :lol: :wink:
We should start another that's titled: The dumb things Rangers say! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Nice guess Blondie......... 8) :wink:

"Yeah?" "Yeah!?" >>>>>>>>>>>Beat your face woman. :lol:
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cams wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote: Real funny SB, reaaal funny.....How's this for funny, BAN ALL WOMEN 'CEPT THE WIVES N MOTHERS!!! HA! Now that's fucking funny!!!! 8) :lol: :wink:

Actually it was funny, thinking to myself, "hey nice catch, that guys good, made the same catch last night too!!" DOH!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :? :lol:

Yeah, Ranger cams, "that guy" is oh-so good. And that "nice catch" is even funnier in the light of day than it was last night. :shock:

I'm only guessing, of course :lol: :lol: :wink:

Nice guess Blondie......... 8) :wink:

"Yeah?" "Yeah!?" >>>>>>>>>>>Beat your face woman. :lol:
Roger, Ranger cams, feet elevated. My apologies -- lost my head for a second! :oops:
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote: :shock: :? :lol:

Yeah, Ranger cams, "that guy" is oh-so good. And that "nice catch" is even funnier in the light of day than it was last night. :shock:

I'm only guessing, of course :lol: :lol: :wink:

Nice guess Blondie......... 8) :wink:

"Yeah?" "Yeah!?" >>>>>>>>>>>Beat your face woman. :lol:
Roger, Ranger cams, feet elevated. My apologies -- lost my head for a second! :oops:
In what fashon? :twisted:
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My first is due to have his static line jump inot the real world by the 13th of next month.. cant wait for the fun..


I however had my niece was about 4 and we were going throught the grocery store... (in New Hampshire) Well she saw her first African American... as we pass she points and says.... "Look at the green lady, why she all green?"

Yup... I was like... :oops: :oops: "SORRY BOIUT THAT"
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My son was 3 and sitting on the toilet. His grandma was babysitting him, and peeked her head in to see if he was doing okay.

"You okay buddy ?" She said.

"No Grammy," he said waving his hand trying to swat a bug, "these fucking flies !"

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Ranger Luna wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote:
Nice guess Blondie......... 8) :wink:

"Yeah?" "Yeah!?" >>>>>>>>>>>Beat your face woman. :lol:
Roger, Ranger cams, feet elevated. My apologies -- lost my head for a second! :oops:
In what fashon? :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :lol:
Well, Ranger Luna...um...er... I think I'll just leave the answer to that question to those creative Ranger imaginations while I run to the kitchen and retrieve a couple of cold beers for you and Ranger cams. :wink:

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SouthernBlonde wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote: Roger, Ranger cams, feet elevated. My apologies -- lost my head for a second! :oops:
In what fashon? :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :lol:
Well, Ranger Luna...um...er... I think I'll just leave the answer to that question to those creative Ranger imaginations while I run to the kitchen and retrieve a couple of cold beers for you and Ranger cams. :wink:

:lol:

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Nice Luna!!

What's the matter blondie? Cat got your tongue? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger175csar wrote:My first is due to have his static line jump inot the real world by the 13th of next month.. cant wait for the fun..


I however had my niece was about 4 and we were going throught the grocery store... (in New Hampshire) Well she saw her first African American... as we pass she points and says.... "Look at the green lady, why she all green?"
Yup... I was like... :oops: :oops: "SORRY BOIUT THAT"

I don't know 'bout the rest of you, but last time I checked they weren't green. Those would be aliens Collins. The outter space ones not the mexican ones. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My Hunter had the same type of reaction at the pool when he was a little guy, prolly four yrs. old too, saw a little black boy, and said, "Daddy, that boy has a chocolate face."

I about fucking died right there. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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cams wrote:BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Nice Luna!!

What's the matter blondie? Cat got your tongue? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes, Ranger cams... a stuttering one, apparently :? :lol: :lol:
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote:BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Nice Luna!!

What's the matter blondie? Cat got your tongue? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes, Ranger cams... a stuttering one, apparently :? :lol: :lol:
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was at a conveniwnce store and my daughters saw a amish man, the 5yo asked me, Is that a Leprechaun daddy??


Once in walgreens pickin up some depends the 4yo asked "why does grandma wear diapers".
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About a week ago we have one of the neighborhood hotties over to watch the kids. We get home from our evening out, and I ask if everything went alright. She looks at me and smiles. She goes on to tell me that while changing my two year old son he looked at her, smiled, and said, "are ya gonna clean my tools?"
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