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French Snipers

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Only the French. So the stock pivots in the crack?
French sniper training at its finest!??

As one astute observer noted, "you gotta love da Frenchies; only they
could come up with a field expedient bench rest that looks like a still
shot from "Broke BackMountain"



Note: This is a valid psychological two-part procedure....first you
"moon" your enemy, making him furious and when he stands up to give
you the finger you have a MUCH larger target so that even a French
sniper can't miss!
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Damn that is GAY.
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Uh, wow. A sniper and his spotter should be close, but......
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Post by Fishboy »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Those freakin french make it so easy don't they................
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Post by rgrpuck »

.....I can hear that one now .....

HEY give me a PVT !!!!!
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If that guy on all fours is the spotter, wouldn't fuck up the shot if he blows ass? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Fishboy »

Get that chick from the butt implant gone wrong pic and you pretty much got the rifle benched!

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Which one is SkyShark?
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I knew it 8) . I knew you would pop in with something like that...... fucker!!

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Black 6 wrote:Damn that is GAY.
My exact thoughts.
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Post by Darksaga »

Skyshark wrote: Of course I'm the guy on my knees.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Truthfully Brother... it is really no suprise.
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Post by Looon »

Darksaga wrote:
Skyshark wrote: Of course I'm the guy on my knees.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

and Im the guy with wood trying to make a shot with your ass in the way
:shock: :roll:
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Post by Darksaga »

ah damn...

:lol:
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Post by SkyShark »

IS my ass really that big?
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